I bet you secretly work for the council.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:33, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*prods*

( thealternativefact, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Hey You.
I sent you an e-mail last week. I didn't get a response.

:(
( Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I know, isn't that awful?

( thealternativefact, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

It is. I put a lot of thought and effort into that e-mail.
Because of me writing that message I didn't get a report out and my company went bankrupt. And I didn't even get a one line answer.

I hope you liked the bukkake picture.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I did. I at least responded to that.
I am a terrible BFF.
( thealternativefact, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)

It's okay, I forgive you.
Your previous BFF related works have earned you considerable slack when it comes to responding to e-mails.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)

:)
I will respond asap - I promise.
( thealternativefact, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)

What's happening with Gonzs Rib based evening?

( Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Gonz is 'organising' it.

( thealternativefact, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Aah. I see.
In which case I may arrange another hot meat injection event when CHCB is next up in London and you are free to have some throbbing gristle inserted orally.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I DEMAND WE DONT WASTE OUR MONTHLY RIB QUOTA ON REHEATED AND BOIL IN THE BAG RIBS WITH NO SAUCE.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, I'll still come if you choose that place, but I'll order 5 bowls of creamed corn and some chicken wings instead.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)

I was very very whitty when I chose to say "I'm on if urdon".
And then I was very classy but not finishing the sentance when I said "What for me to get an urdon".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:53, Reply)

My Irish friend thought you were very funny.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Single, good looking, up for a bad time?
/ac

Haha, like I care about the first two.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Sorry Gonz, she's married and has a baby.
Not that either fact would stop me if I were single since she's a slammin' hottie.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I don't mind, she can always give it up for adoption or something, makes no difference to me how she gets rid.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Councils are cunts, the worst kind of polictics
small minded, petty, self serving and arrogant.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Are you suggesting that I am a council?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)

I'm suggesting you are Blackpool council

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I think you're a total council.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)