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Oh fucks sakeMy mu-torrent won't download stuff, now I can't watch the second half of season 2 of Walking Dead while I write this report. Nothing worse has ever happened to anyone in the history of the world.
What's wrong with you lot today?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:50,
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latest was 14 years ago)
*looks around for Bergkamp*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:57,
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Dirty cuntI remember him being sent off against Sunderland for trying to kick Kevin Ball in half
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:58,
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I have two, I just change my name often you flid. YOU MUST KNOW THIS GAME.
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That was hardly worth five million(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:10,
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esp as rory got there firstdamn that crazy lion
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:18,
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You've been stealin ritalin again off the special needers(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:03,
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It must be great knowing that when you 'graduate' or whatever it is that you do if you end up with a job teaching you'll never have to work ever again(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:07,
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I think it would be nice to get rid of some of the multiple accounts(
Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:02,
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Oh fuck AlGet it sorted now!! The last episode is fucking brilliant
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:53,
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Is that about zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzombies?Hi Al.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:54,
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Yeah, it's about how they all went down Brick Lane for a Bagel at lunchtimeand then stayed in the Pride of Spitalfield until about 5pm when they went for a Tayyabs.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:55,
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Wow that sound sounds alright.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:56,
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I think I've seen this one before(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:56,
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i had to have my nails manicured in a slightly not dark enough shade of redbecause the hamfisted manicurist dropped it and it smashed. AND some of it went on my shoes.
i think you'll find my problem is soooooooo much worse than yours.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:55,
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She only had one bottle?Fucking cheapskate
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:56,
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yeah but knowing Swipey that shade of red can only be harvested from one type of berry that grows in two places on an unapproachable mountain side surrounded by warrior goats and costs £1000 a coat.
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huhit seems you DO know me.
also, where can i get one of these warrior goats? i would LIKE a warrior goat.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:00,
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don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer tobut it's a warrior goat i want. specifically, i thought i could take it on the tube to butt people the fuck out of my way.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:06,
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You want to buttfuck people on the tube?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:08,
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you two clearly have some issues herei will let you work them out amongst yourselves.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:21,
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she only had one bottle of that exact colourit's a proper first world problem is what it is
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:00,
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its terribly dull here today without everyone spacking out like they were monday-tuesday(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)
post a pic of your penis?that will unite everyone in love and laughter.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:01,
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oh alright, here yarrwww.cactus-art.biz/schede/LOPHOCEREUS/Lophocereus_schotii/Lophocereus_schotti_big_penis/Lophocereus_schottii_big_penis_810.jpg
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i can't click that at workbut i can appreciate the sentiment.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:21,
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hmmmmmmmmmare you SURE? i can see the words "massive penis" in there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:30,
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I was going to book a table at a place I haven't been to yet for next weekbut the fucker has gone out of buisness.
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apparently that happens alot to famous restauarants because people think they will be expensive and don't go(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)
It was a bit of a rip off, but I was planning to go for a set lunch menu thingy. That's the trick quents
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The same as every day - I'm wasting time instead of working.I kind of feel bad about it.
Also, some boys are talking about football in this thread and it doesn't interest me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:12,
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My sister and father won't let me watch my serieson the main tv. Which is annoying because I want the speakers, but they don't want to watch it.
Australia good?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:14,
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Yes it was excellent thanks.Any thoughts of attending Download or Sonisphere this year?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:19,
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I think she needs to attend a back to work seminar first(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:21,
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But there are loads of jobs out there!The private sector has stepped up, made up for all the public sector redundancies and then added some more new jobs, just for good measure. That's why privatising the roads and the NHS makes perfect sense.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:25,
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Anything that reduces the size, scope and cost of teh public sector is a good thing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:26,
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i didn't read the articlebecause the selfish cunt holding the paper turned the page. but i saw a headline today about "banks paid for the public sector".
did anyone see it? was it scream out loud Wrong or did it make good points?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:28,
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i think it would have been the metroas i was on the tube
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:30,
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i can't find it onlineso i can't get upset ONLINE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:06,
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I heard the other day that the average public sector worker is only 33% as efficient as a private sector worker(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:28,
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I heard that ever public sector morning spends over 3 hours every day stealing things from their office before they start their inefficent work.(
Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:29,
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probably, just raking in the higher than average wages and waiting for their overly generous pensions to kick in(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:31,
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Are we not all private sector workers on here?Apart from the unemployed and student posters, obviously.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:31,
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I don't mean that one that says "Take me to your dealer"(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:32,
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Chompy accounts of 1% of all NHS expendituremost of that is legal fees in relation to sexual harrassment cases
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:32,
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Al wishes he worked for the public sector then he sould go on strike with his "comrades" in support of legally sacked workers and to fihgt for their "rights" to excessive pensions(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:34,
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Completely and utterly true in every respect, there is nothing, not one single thing, that isn't made better by being entirely controlled by a private company with no obligations to anyone but the shareholder, and the fewer regulations that are in place the better.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:28,
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Hey You.I sent you an e-mail last week. I didn't get a response.
:(
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Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:34,
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It is. I put a lot of thought and effort into that e-mail.Because of me writing that message I didn't get a report out and my company went bankrupt. And I didn't even get a one line answer.
I hope you liked the bukkake picture.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:36,
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I did. I at least responded to that.I am a terrible BFF.
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thealternativefact, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:37,
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It's okay, I forgive you. Your previous BFF related works have earned you considerable slack when it comes to responding to e-mails.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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Aah. I see.In which case I may arrange another hot meat injection event when CHCB is next up in London and you are free to have some throbbing gristle inserted orally.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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I DEMAND WE DONT WASTE OUR MONTHLY RIB QUOTA ON REHEATED AND BOIL IN THE BAG RIBS WITH NO SAUCE.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:55,
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Don't get me wrong, I'll still come if you choose that place, but I'll order 5 bowls of creamed corn and some chicken wings instead.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:55,
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I was very very whitty when I chose to say "I'm on if urdon".And then I was very classy but not finishing the sentance when I said "What for me to get an urdon".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:53,
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Single, good looking, up for a bad time?/ac
Haha, like I care about the first two.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:02,
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Sorry Gonz, she's married and has a baby.Not that either fact would stop me if I were single since she's a slammin' hottie.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:06,
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I don't mind, she can always give it up for adoption or something, makes no difference to me how she gets rid.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:21,
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Councils are cunts, the worst kind of policticssmall minded, petty, self serving and arrogant.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:35,
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Are you suggesting that I am a council?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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I'm suggesting you are Blackpool council(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:45,
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I'm boycotting all the festival this year 'till Semisonic reform.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:47,
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I'm thinking I'm too poor :(definitely not doing Sonisphere, wavering on Download- I really want to go but can't spare the money at the moment, and am not sure if I can even closer to the date.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:22,
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Not a lot, for a changethe sun is shining, work is miraculously unbusy, I've just bought a well sexy pair of shoes and I'm going to buy some ice cream on the way home from work.
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I wish she hadn't.I like the thought of you being miserable.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:25,
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I'm rarely miserablebut often grumpy, and this is usually because of work.
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I wish the sun wasn't shining. Only because I should be down Osborne Road in this weather, enjoying happy hour and drinking pints of Sagres and bottles of Duvel at £1.50 a go. But I'm on my own so I hope it starts pouring down.
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HEY, MODS!!!! OVER HERE!!!!!!!Remember that day a few years ago when the mods did a cleanup and binned a load of lolmedy accounts?
I think there should be another one. The last purge did for some good a/c’s like The Modgazzer General which was a shame, but on the whole I think it’s a good idea.
I quite fancy my proper login back.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:32,
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Perhaps they could hold an amnesty and people could anonymously hand in their sock puppets?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:34,
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Oh you're so MODerate, Tango you brown-nosing wannabe-mod wankburglar.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:36,
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*flicks V's behind Tangers' back*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:37,
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You want to have sex with Swipe?What happened to you man, you changed, you used to be cool.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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He is a flid isn't he. It's not because his mum took thalidomide, it's because he's so grossly overweight that his arms stick straight out the sides but you can only see his hands protruding from his vast lardy bulk.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:47,
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I think what I like most about you is the variety of insults you throw at people. You are a tedious cunt Al.
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Quick, we need a big group of people to surround us so the teacher know what's happening.Actually, since Bobby is involved, it's going to have to be a really, really big group of people.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:52,
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So if you hate fat people this much why don't you throw any of these insults at Kristine?bit hypocritical of you Al.
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Just becasue she sucked off some guy behin walmart doesn't mean she's going to fly over to Reading international airport and give you some Jersey Shore luvvin(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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it's funny how some people see fat as such an insultwhen there's so many worse things to be. like shallow or cheap or cheating or ugly or stinky or all of the above.
i've been too thin as a stereotypical teenage girl and i've been too fat following bereavement and a violent bf. right now i'm bang in the middle of the perfect BMI for my height and i will stay there. but the only guy i ever went on a date with who had a problem with my weight (which i only found out when he told mutual friends behind my back, nice guy) was easily the least attractive and least successful guy i've ever been out with. AND he wasn't exactly a calvin klein model himself!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:18,
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Thing is though SwipeAll fat jokes about you aside, you may have been a little porky, I myself can stand to lose a few pounds, but Bobby does actually have trouble fitting through doorways. And it upsets him, so I like to take the time to remind him that he has to buy his clothes from www.jacamo.co.uk/shop/.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:24,
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i just find it funny that it's seen as SUCH an insultwhen it's a physical fact.
mind you, i'm quite gingerist, i guess.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:33,
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What makes you think I hate fat people?And why would you just insult Kristine like that by making unnecessary comments about her weight which may or may not be true?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:59,
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My point is if I was friendly with someone, albeit online, and knew they were fat I wouldn'tinsult someone else who was overweight as I wouldn't want my mate to think I was insensitive cunt. But you don't seem to have the ability to consider that, or if you do you have disregarded it and either way you're a rude, inconsiderate twat who doesn't give a flying fuck about other people.
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He puts castor sugar on his beard at christmas and pretends to be Santa.But a child once tried to sit on his knee and they caught trapped under his stomach and died. True story.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:05,
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He's like that big ball thing in "The Prisoner" that ate people.(
Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:11,
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he's like "the blob" from the movie "the blob"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:24,
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he's like an infinitely small point in space and time where all gravity and matter has collapsed inwards creating a singularityfrom which not even light can escape let alone chubby drunk birds in Oceana.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:33,
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He's like a t-rex.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:02,
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Oh do fuck off Grandad I bet you can't even wire up a Blu-ray player.
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This is an excellent post, you shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:54,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UF6iVNkU1g&feature=player_detailpage#t=28s
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:55,
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when I see it? there's the mistake dude. I need cranes and mirrors and David Copperfield to accomplish that feat.
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Wow that's some rare footage.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:00,
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I'm sexually frustrated Anyone up for some casual animal sex?
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Peej, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:05,
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Are you rea-deh?Are you ready for GLOVE?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:08,
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grab that Oven glove, fill it with gravy and have your wicked way(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:08,
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