Your mum was all like "Amberl!? What are you doing!? Are you privatising the NHS by the back door?"
And you were all like "What? No Mum! I wasn't, I was down the other end of the garden the whole time!"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:02, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I bet she won't be back for another 2 hours
and I'll never know if she's coming to Download or Sonisphere this year.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

If I find out, I'll be sure to let you know!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Hahaha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)

It's like a little window into my childhood Al
did you catch my reply in the last thread?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

No. Say it again.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

War - huh!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Good God!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

*spins around*
*squats down on one leg with the other stretched out in front of him*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

*holds toe, jumps through with other leg*


*fucks it up, lands on face, breaks nose and front teeth*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)

*points, laughs, takes Lusty home to show her how it is supposed to be done*
*winks and nods knowingly when Monty realises it's not my dance moves I'm showing her*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

*cries into beer*

*gets chased out of pub because it's not even my pint*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I'm too poor to go. It's very sad
I'm definitely not doing Sonisphere, and although Download is still possible, it seems unlikely unless something changes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Boo. Well, there is a spot next to a caravan waiting for you if you manage to scrape together enough for a Download ticket.
We'll even fill you up with cider at no extra charge.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Cheers Al
hopefully I'll be able to hold you to that.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)