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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What are you most looking forward to about Spring/Summer? beers in the sun by the river rank highly on my radar.

Alt: Were you a naughty child or a 'little angel'? Did you get away with murder or get the blame for everything?

altalt: I haven't had a drink since Saturday, i am well impressed with myself, although i am sweating a lot
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:28, 232 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I am looking forward to booby Tuesday. It can't be far off.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Goodbye Boooby Tuesday

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:34, Reply)
'you could hang a coat on them'

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Like Scammell wheel nuts
Chapel hat pegs
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Havana cigar butts.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:48, Reply)
bakelite bullets

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Tank starter buttons

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I'll be running my own massivly loss making buissness!
So no VAT that needs to be paid or something.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Are you going ahead with it?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:33, Reply)
The NHS will fall apart
and by NHS I mean their collection sof paper as they will run out of paperclips
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:34, Reply)
I may be doing Chompy a dis-service here but I'm guessing he does a touch more than that
And I don't mean raping the Matrons
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I forcast demand and measure performance for web and phone based health systems.
This morning I predicted how many people would call a 3million patients per year service every 15 minutes in May.
I also had to make two rounds of coffee.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)
See, I told you

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)
They all want different types of milk as well the cunts.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Man milk?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)
That is what they get, not what they want.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)
I am
but I'll be keeping my job for the time being, I need to give 3 months notice anyway.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Blimey
3 months notice is a long period
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)
That's what mine is, too.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)
That's because you are indispensible

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)

dispensible a shit contract
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Like a broken johnny machine.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)
mine's 6
but whether they held me to it would depend what i was leaving to do, i think
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Yeah, well, I'm not allowed to leave for 9 months
because I'm SO important
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:51, Reply)
If I tried to leave they would kill me

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Really?
I genuinely think you're far too good for your job and should definitely leave it asap.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)
There is just the important matter of deleting my account to take care of first.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)
hahahaha
Don't worry about that - leave it with me. I'll get one of my cool mod mates to sort it. Go on, now would be a great time to leave.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Are you a foetus?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I can check out, but i can never leave
then again I do work at the Hotel California
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)
I think this is the shittest post ever made ever in the entire history of the internet.
EVER.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)
hahaha, good, I hope the song is stuck in your head now

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I have no idea what mine is
I may have lied about it during the interview as I can easily see them insisting I stay for the full 3 months if that's what it is.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)
score!
Dug out my contract and it's a month.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Summer ales
Holidays
Baby learning to sleep through the night (hopefully)
and the new girl in the office next to mine wearing fewer clothes. (/sweatyhands)

Alt: Always in trouble (and this bit will surprise you) for never doing any work.

Altalt: That isn't a question. I had a drink last night, I am going to the pub in an hour and I will drink again tomorrow night. I see no problem with this.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:34, Reply)
I'm looking forward to a week in Menorca
BBQs, drinking outside pubs, walking the dog, shit like that

Alt:
Angel, I was a snidy little shit really

Alt Alt:
I found two bottles of Leffe Brun so had them yesterday.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:35, Reply)
ah fuck i just re-read my no more nails
the mirrors bit has an X next to it instead of a tick

what a plum
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:37, Reply)
No more mirrors

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)
gonna try it anyway
there are fixings for the mirros too but i wanted extra security
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Glue a padlock on them

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)
i'll glue YOUR padlock in a minute

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)
The Stranglers boring blahblahblah.....

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Good luck getting the mirror
off the ceiling again.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)
do you really think i'd stick a mirror to my ceiling?
you mental?
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:51, Reply)
one of the guys from Elbow
rented a flat from my old job. he surrounded his bed with mirrored tiles.

when he came to move out... they were NOT clean.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Ewww.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)
...and thats why they're called Elbow

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)
it'll come away with the polystyrene tiles

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I'm really looking forward to going to Bristol for the first time.
I'm looking forward to dining al fresco, I'm looking forward to the buzz around Broadway Market when the sun's out*, I love that noisy hubbub from busy pubs in hot weather. I'm looking forward to having my daughter overnight (this will not actually happen), taking some time off to be with her and taking her down to Hampshire to show her where the non-peasant half of her family is from (she's only been once). Barbecues in the park, being able to air my flat...loads of stuff.

Most of all, though, I am looking forward to kicking your fucking head in.

Alt: I was high-spirited and a pain in the arse, I'd imagine, but a fairly jovial chap and not really malicious even if i was naughty sometimes. I think children who are too obedient are probably a bit thick.

Alt alt: You fucking woofter, I've been shitfaced the past two nights and might well be again this evening. I hate you and all you stand for.

*although this year the 'buzz' might come simply from bluebottles dining on the body parts of murdered ex-EastEnders actresses in the Regents Canal.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Bristol is a great town, you'll love it
I will be In winchester with my daughter very soon, I shall throw money at any tramps I see so you can buy yours an ice-cream.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:46, Reply)
You're too kind.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:48, Reply)
You are
Lilly Allen AICMFP
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Someone I know got her up the duff once.
Luckily for the world she miscarried: he's a penis.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)
**Namedrop alert**

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)

name child
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Schadenfreudelols

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)
+s

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)
You've gone too far bonzo, too fucking far

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Sorry Mr Ape
I shall Naughty step myself...
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)
i can't wait to wear shorts to work again, my balls int half been sweaty
Alt I was a very well behaved little boy

I haven't had a drink for a while now, weird I don't even miss it or mean not to drink
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Yesterday was the first day of Spring
and on my way home from work I saw my first chav torso of the year.
This is one aspect of warmer weather that I can't stand.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I didn't know you lived near me.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Put a top on, Monty
No one wants to see it.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Ye cheeky fockin' cont, ye.
There's a fucking round-the-block queue of red-hot chicks waiting to see my 'ripped' 'abs' I can assure you.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)

+l +fl
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Not bad.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)

'ripped' 'abs' scraggly third nipple
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)
That's my cock - how dare you!

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Is that you on the side of my screen?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Yes. Hi!

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I'm looking forward to a two week holiday starting next Friday.
And then to Edinburgh Fringe in the summer. And Kapow Comic Con in May, actually. But I know how sad that is.

alt: I was...um...OK-ish. I think. I was quite grumpy and liked to be left alone a lot, but wasn't 'naughty' as such. I don't think. I did keep breaking my brothers nose, but that was (nearly) always by accident while playing WWF. (He was always the panda).

AltAlt. I'll leave this one alone, as I fear I am in danger of becoming a broken record talking about it.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)
I am looking forward to CiderBash
and I'm looking forward to enjoying being single. Yeah, beaker beaker beaker, but summer's a good time to be single, I hear. .

Also, my brother's getting married in August. The reception's in Romania, so I am looking forward to tramping around Bucharest.

At some point I'm going to be looking for a job in London and eventually moving there. All change for me this summer, I hope.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:50, Reply)
I used to DJ in Romania quite a lot.
Have you been there before?
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Nope!
It's going to be fun.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)
It's a great place.
The women are on the whole extremely attractive - and v keen on UK passport holders.

SO YOU SHOULD BUY A FEW AT THE AIRPORT TO GIVE THEM!!!!!!!!! ahahahaha
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)
i have some KP salt and vinegar peanuts and some spicy chilli peanuts
and i really can't decide which are better. thoughts?

alt: angel until 13, then rebellious devilchild. in a totally middle-class way.

i LIKE peanuts.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)
You are an elephant AICMFP

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)
oy vey
more fat jokes!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Elephants like peanuts, that's all....

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)
you dumbo

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Do you want to see my elephant impression?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)
oh
i thought it was a worm
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)
If it involves you being chased by darkies for hours and then shot, then it's a 'yes' from me.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Hahahaha

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)
I moved out of Streatham years ago.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)

24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld67rbq7ia1qae69so1_500.jpg
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Is that Battered's elephant impression?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)
SOMETHING ABOUT SNOOPY!!!!!!

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Hang on...
n +l
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Tee hee
That took a moment.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Hang on Sloopy?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I believe so.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)
No matter what KP try to claim, and no matter that they are seemingly the same type of pulse
neither of those things should be considered peanuts. Peanuts are Monkey Nuts, Salted or at a push if nothing else is available, Dry Roast. The rest barely even count as consumable.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)
oh scarpe
how wrong you are. these are so tasty that i have sealed the packets and put them on my colleagues' desk. do not want to ruin my AWESOME dinner tonight!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)
You should get some Reggae Reggae Peanuts.
They are fucking amazing.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I like the sauce but I think matey-boy's lost his mind a little bit now.
I saw a Reggae Reggae Cornish fucking Pastie for sale the other day. Why not do Jamaican patties, 'Levi Roots'? If indeed that is your real name.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)
OMG! Levi Roots is Bill CLay!?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)
It all fits together.....

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)
i have not seen these
i want some
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Peanuts are vile

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)
BBQs and relaxing in my garden
Alt: I was a very well behaved child, but also an accomplished liar, this meant that I got away with most things.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)

BBQs strip searches and relaxing in my garden workhouse's recreation area
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)
...or not.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Fine it's back to solitary and cleaning the "looms" for you boy

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)
See, if I lived in one of the converted mills, this would make sense
But I don't, so it doesn't.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)
The mild warmth will be nice
I'm looking forward to the longer evenings myself.

Alt: I was a really naughty child, but I looked angelic so I got away with everything.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Your mum was all like "Amberl!? What are you doing!? Are you privatising the NHS by the back door?"
And you were all like "What? No Mum! I wasn't, I was down the other end of the garden the whole time!"
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I bet she won't be back for another 2 hours
and I'll never know if she's coming to Download or Sonisphere this year.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)
If I find out, I'll be sure to let you know!

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)
It's like a little window into my childhood Al
did you catch my reply in the last thread?
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)
No. Say it again.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)
War - huh!

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Good God!

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)
*spins around*
*squats down on one leg with the other stretched out in front of him*
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
*holds toe, jumps through with other leg*


*fucks it up, lands on face, breaks nose and front teeth*
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)
*points, laughs, takes Lusty home to show her how it is supposed to be done*
*winks and nods knowingly when Monty realises it's not my dance moves I'm showing her*
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)
*cries into beer*

*gets chased out of pub because it's not even my pint*
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)
I'm too poor to go. It's very sad
I'm definitely not doing Sonisphere, and although Download is still possible, it seems unlikely unless something changes
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Boo. Well, there is a spot next to a caravan waiting for you if you manage to scrape together enough for a Download ticket.
We'll even fill you up with cider at no extra charge.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Cheers Al
hopefully I'll be able to hold you to that.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Haha

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Sunshine! And happy music.
Alt: I was a ridiculously good child, as I was terrified of getting into trouble. And I had no friends to get into trouble with anyway.

Alt alt: well done you. Did you want a round of applause or something?

Oh, and I'm looking forward to Jeffstock and PIERBASH. And hopefully getting back into my size 12 jeans.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)
How is your brother? Has he moved to Scottishland?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)
He has.
The cunt's got himself a job too. Showing me up something proper.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)
What a cunt.
He didn't tell me or anything. I totally don't love him any more.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)
To be fair, he didn't tell me either.
I just have a spy.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)
She's not been in touch either.
Bloody grief junkie.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Actually, I meant my mum.
They still don't have broadband in the flat yet. as far as I know. When they do, I'm sure we'll get to hear ALL about it.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Can't wait for the summer.
Looking forward to working at Fulham Football Club, being around all my school friends again and drinking in the sun. All day and all night sessions, being able to wander round London carefree without thinking "shit I've got to go back to Newcastle tomorrow", going to country pubs with the fammo and a million more things. I fucking loves Summer I does.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Would not rather work at a decent football team's ground?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Name one.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Montgomery Boyce FC

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Fucking Cunt?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)
curses.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Fucking Cunt?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)
No, she went of her own Accord!!!11111@@@@@

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

of in

Hondalols
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)
as in they are better at football, not "better" generally

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Still lolling at 'kev-ball'

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)
It's ancient as far as I'm concerned
Shows what kind of schooling i had really...
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
What it lacked in spelling tuition it made up for in snobbery.
Sounds like a reasonable trade-off, to me.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)
tru dat

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)
I like it when all the girls on the train are basicly naked and it's just me on the train with them, as the only male.
And the train is so packed that one of the girls has to suck me off so my boner goes down and there is more room.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)
OMG! I didn't realise this happened to other people too!

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Oh wow, we're like "Creepy perv on secutarys like Swipey"-FFs.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)
NOT a secretary
my secretary is about a million times better organised than i am, for a start
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Actually, you know what, I'm reading a book and the secondary protagonist, so far, could very well be you.
I'm not very far, but one of the main characters is a high-flying-but-young female lawyer living on high street kensington, who loves vodka.
www.amazon.co.uk/Worlds-End-Book-One-Misrule/dp/1857989805
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)
haha!
fame at last
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)
It's a step up from seeing your cards in a london phone box.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:45, Reply)
i worry about you sometimes.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)
always
this post has something of a creepy japanese businessman about it
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Sandbath lolz

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)
I really don't know how he hasn't got on some kind of register

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)
It's one thing being creepy, it's another to be a convicted sex offender

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)
A fine line that keeps chompy out on the streets day after day

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)
We all get a bit muddled between harmless flirtation with the girl at Starbucks, and breaking into her flat to leave her a box of chocolates and some creepy card to go with it

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)
DON'T EAT THE MINT CREAM FOR GOD'S SAKE

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)
He is on a register for people who shit in bags

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)
because he's a nice bloke, and he's taking the piss
you fuckwit
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Really?
You don't say.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I dunno, never met him, he might be an internet perv for all I know

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)
I JSUT DID
I HATE YOU
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
BANNED

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)

ANN +UMM
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)
*puts hand up*
Yes Miss !
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
just one of the girls?
what happened to your ambition?
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)
he saw a dog on QVC and spent the afternoon on the sofa with a bucket of chicken and a semi on

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)
+ll

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)
yuck, but lol-ish

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)
'cus then they'll be like 10 or 15 girls wanting to get all up my buisness chatting yackity-yack-yack about me being the best they've ever... ok, not using that expresion EVER.
The good thing about it being on the tube is that its underground so that they can't call me to make sure it's my real number.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Don't talk back Gonz

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)
to be fair
he's not the one with his mouth full
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Neither has the girl to be fair

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Hahaha
mean
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:45, Reply)
I'm just joshing
How's your broken heart?
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Made a collosal mistake regarding that yesterday.
Heh. So I'm doing great guns, thanks for asking.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Haha, sick burn.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:50, Reply)
Fuck me, is it 60's day? First The McCoys, now The Coasters.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:43, Reply)
It's witless spastic day

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Oh. Same ol' same ol' then.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:46, Reply)
yeah, but I'm in charge

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Dear God.
For some odd reason I just looked at the QOTW, something I've not done in some time. It's 'mixtapes' level this week.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)
what's the question?
EDIT: well this won't splay autism and nonceness all over the web
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)
When you first went on the internet or some shit.
It's terrible.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)
someone at school quickly realised that the primitive firewall wouldn't block german
so we spent many happy hours googlies the german for sexy tiem
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Why are you telling me?
Do I look like QOTW to you?

God I hate you.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)
my work here is also done

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)
You don't even have to click the link you lazy cunt
just mouse over it.
God I hate you.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)
My work here is done

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Yeah bye then.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)
you'd miss mne
I'm the yin to your yang, the island in your stream the jam in your donut
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I haven't read the NME in years.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)
It is a bit pricey these days

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Didn't it close doors?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
No, you're thinking of 'door handles' here.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Oh right, yeah.
I always get hinges and mainstream music magazine The NME mixed up. Unless it's butterfly hinges, in which case I confuse them with Kerang, you CUNT

Edit: Oh, you ninja bastard.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Hey look guys!
I think Kroney's finally gone Proper Menkle!!!!!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:06, Reply)
The poo in my swimming pool.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)
*floats*

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)
*gets net on pole*

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
barrymore will need taht back for the Easter Weekend
he's going BIG
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
His pool wil lookmlike "fruit punch" by monday

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:02, Reply)
If anybody cares, we got our first internet connected PC
in about 1996. It was a 386 and I spent many a happy minute waiting for text-only pages to load over the 36k modem.

Unless it had pictures, in which case it was many happy minutes.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)
for serious?
in 1996 i had a P100 with a 56k modem, were you poor or something?
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)
We had one of them
I remember writing games in vbasic. And floppy discs.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I bloody love spring and summer
I don't know anybody that isn't cheered up by the days getting lighter and warmer. Shame I don't have a garden to potter about in/have barbeques in anymore but I've discovered there's a pick-your-own fruit farm about 20 minutes walk away so I shall be going there for middle class lols.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:51, Reply)
albinos

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Johnny Winter lolz

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Elisabeth Fritzl

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Meningitus sufferers

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Vampires

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I've already arranged to meet some friends in a beer garden on Monday if the weather is nice, can't wait
The fruit farm sounds excellent though

EDIT: Fine, I've modified it. Is that better?
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)
That sounds like the name of a gay gymnasium.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)
"The fruit farm sounds awesome though"
You really need to get out more
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Yes, TO A FRUIT FARM!!!!

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)
It's certainly no Owl sanctuary

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)
'Tantamount to vandalism'

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)
WITH WATERPROOF TROUSERS ON!

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)
It's not a sex farm

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I should imagine they'd be jolly useful
as protection against fruit juice stains!!!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I wonder which brand would best repel a blackberry.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Deffo 'Peter Storm', them shits is OFF DA HOOK bro.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:09, Reply)
dunno, but common sense seems to elude anyone with an Apple

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:11, Reply)
GotI exaggeration factor

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)
The BBC's less successful singing competition etc....

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This x1000.
I'd be in a beer garden at any other time, only four more days until that will be the case whenever the sun's out. I love this time of year so much.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:03, Reply)
sooo...
Anyone know and good baby friendly B7Bs or small hotels in the South?
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
Wykeham Arms, Winch.
Westgate Hotel's OK too.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:27, Reply)
Yeah, but the in laws live just outside Winch so would be pointless really
thanks though
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Sorry, I did know that I think.
I am v tired.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:32, Reply)

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