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( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)
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the idea of being a parent phases me much less than the idea of giving birth. That can fuck right off.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
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( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
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I was with my sister when she gave birth and it looked fucking horrible. A boot in the fleshsacks is nothing on that.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
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There was a report recently collating data on different methods of pain management in childbirth which concluded that painkillers are "the shit". Entenox/TENS/hippy breathing methods/etc. are all pointless bollocks (I'm paraphrasing the scientists here)
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
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"Thank fuck for the epidural"
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)
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it can go horribly, horribly wrong.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
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Came down to the confidence she had in the person conducting the procedure and the level of risk that had been talked about at the consultation.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
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Then was determined to have an epidural for the second.
In the event things happened too quickly for that to be possible, but she did manage to get a shot of Pethidine.
I can't comment on how that affected the pain because I don't know, but it calmed her the fuck down.
Opiates FTW!
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( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
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Yeah, that can be a downside of opiates.
Novice heroin users often vomit the first few times, but it is wonderfully moreish...
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)
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until I tried to move. Then it went badly, messily wrong.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
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and then they grow up into cheeky and bratty
and then move on to ungrateful and moody.
Add that to the possibility that they might be bullied or unhappy in themselves, I really doubt I'm much of a catch for any kid to have as a parent...
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
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Your own are just about tolerable.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)
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Kids are like farts.
You enjoy your own, but other people's make you want to puke
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)
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