My Friday was going shit
But I just read your tales of Woe and now I am full of joy and happiness. Thanks mister!

When are you going to get your arse down to Cornwall? the wife keeps talking about sticking the kids in the kennels for a night and coming to visit you and the wife.
( Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:26, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who is UDP?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)

pete l'oaf
as was, is, and ever will be.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Graphic designer...not been here for a while?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)

bing.
o.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

She won't have sex with you yet she's trying to arrange swinging parties with UDP?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)

if you'd seen us both
you'd understand :D

*hides from irate phil*
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Nah I agree
I hope the girls have as much fun in their room as we do in ours
( Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

there is hopefully
a repatriation plan for late summer. kinda birthdayish time for me.
hoping to get a week. may bring reinforcements.
as ever, you are welcome in my humble home as long as you bring scrumpy pasties and lube.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Not if they put VAT on pasties!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-17473688

We have a spare room now if you need a place to crash!
( Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Where will the oven glove sleep?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)

The oven glove has its own room

( Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

the DORTY FEKKERS.
shit on em. shit in their back teeth,as the spanish insult goes.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Spare room
With either a double or two single beds. I built a wall you know
( Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Even cornish pasties with carrots in?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Oh they are the best ones
Like the ones you get in Greggs
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)

MUST
CONTROL
FIST
OF
DEATH!
( Peej, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)

not gonna bite. nope. not gonna.
THERE@S NO FECKING CARROTS IN A CORNISH PASTY YOU FAAAAHKIN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNT ahem. sorry 'bout that./
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Yes there is, look!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:59, Reply)