How did that stupid tart from ndubz expect to ever get away with claiming her sextape was a fake
it's fucking terrible as well
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:32, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I haven't seen it, I'm not that bothered
she did a vlog about it on youtube the other day, I got bored after 30seconds, didn't even have a wank.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Sickrick posted a link earlier
Whtevs wil de dublettes fink !!1??!1!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I think it'll affect her family the most,
What must her parents think, let alone her grandad and Na-na-naaaaaa
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)

I'm wasted on you cunts.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Is is some kind of "music" joke?
You're good at them
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)

N-Dubz always seem to have a Naaa-naaaa-naaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
bit in their songs, you old cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)

It's na na naii.
I can tell from the pixels and having heard many N-Dubz songs before.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Where is Kristine to solve this query?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)

It is CLEARLY na na naiii.
I sincerely hope someone will back me up on this.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)

:D

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)

I clicked your joke but I'm not one of those insipid people who go "*clickies!!*" when they do.
Hope that makes you feel better.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)

I clicked your pixles post because I leik de memes
this makes us even!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)

What's Dappy's favourite film?
Na-Na-Knight Rider.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)

i don't get it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Is she still using the baby as an excuse?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Baby?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Mrs Ape, not you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Look there
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1570697

But replace the last naah with naiii
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Maybe she mimed on the tape.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)

She seemed to be just opening and closing her mouth, so maybe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I haven't seen it although I believe it only involves a blowjob
no flange or tits
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)

I NO RITE
At the very least we could have seen some N-Ipples
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)

i liked the sickipedia joke
i heard Tulisa's blowjobs are like an N-Dubz gig

Nobody comes
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)

this is one of those news stories
that i have seen and ignored for not giving a fuck who the silly tart is. people who watch reality tv* and read stories about reality tv stars should have their corneas donated to other people who will put them to better use.


* may exclude "america's next top model". terms and conditions apply.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)

true... but
the only good thing about reality tv is that eventually you get so used to them popping up everywhere, that they start to feel like someone you know... which means it's 10 time better when you find their sex tape on the internet
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)

the story behind the story is the best part
trim out the bits about tulisa moaning, and what you get is this:

dappy has threesomes, spends majority of time checking out his mate's hog.

dappy then turns to twitter to tell them the penis in question is DEFINITELY his mate's. aforementioned penis being in the sextape FEATURING HIS COUSIN AND BEST FRIEND.

turns out he was wrong, it wasn't even his mate's wang. so now his best mate is pissed x revulsed, his cousin is pissed x revulsed, and he's basically shot himself in the foot for ever having a threesome again. the loathsome little bellend. on the upside, it pretty much means no more n-dubz..
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)