I saw this dog today on the tube, it was the biggest dog I ever did see in the UK. Massive. Looked like a labradoor but twice the size.
And there was this women on the train, right, I'm not joking, I swear this is also not an exasoration, her thighs were 3 times the tickness of mine, she was so big. A giant. MASSIVE. I've never seen someone so big, must be 7ft tall and _still_ looked terribly fat.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:54, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Was she standing behind a large sheet of glass?
Say, a magnifying glass?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)

or in a zoo?
It was probably janet aylia
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)

Nah', on the train, on the way home.
I honestly think if you liquidise the both of us, you could fit two and a half of me in a container that just about fits her.

Its was like a wild snorlax appeared.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:06, Reply)

And I'm not exactly skinny

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:06, Reply)

really?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Yeah', I'm a big fella, but I was like bloody cyndy corford next to her.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)

I'd hardly say you were big, Gonz.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)

didn't even touch the sides eh DG?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Well, not tall, quite the opperiste for height, but I'm quite fat. 38" waste just on the right side of my 15th stone.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)

OH lordy, I've never seen it written down like that.
I gotta cut the shit out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Hi Gonz, my name is heart disease, nice to meet you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)

I'm not made for old bones, I know that for fact, but as long as I beat Dad, then I'll have done myself well.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:47, Reply)

:((((((
how did he do?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:52, Reply)

63, not bad for a [my family name], although the first and youngest of 3 brothers and a sister.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)

that's pretty young...
what's wrong with you all?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)