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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I would have gone with
I knew him before he became a sexual deviant.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:36,
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12 years ago)
'I knew him
before he dashed any hope of receiving our Lord's redemption come the final call, by becoming a filthy God-cursed sodomite.'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:39,
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"I knew him before his wife found out that he'd been making visits to Chariots gay sauna & baths near Limehouse instead of working late so he couldn't get home in time to read the kids a bedtime story like he claimed" would have been pretty spot on.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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What a lovely fellow.
I would have boycotted the SHAM WEDDING on the basis that, not only is he clearly a cunt, but he is an authentic 'bent cunt' to boot.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:42,
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Or simply:
I'M HERE TO TRY TO STOP THIS ABOMINATION!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:43,
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Wear a rucksack and run down the aisle bellowing 'ALLAH U AKHBAR'
Then say 'not really LOL' and help yourself to sweets.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:45,
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Proper officelol here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:48,
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I knew him when his cock wasn't brown
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:41,
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Fucking brown-hatters.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 13:43,
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