I am confused
I've just come back from the shop where I saw a pack of - I kid you not - 'Cooking Bacon'.
As opposed to what? Is there such a thing as 'decorating bacon'? Does somewhere else sell 'Computing bacon'? FFS it's bacon offcuts so call it bacon offcuts!
I am rapidly becoming a curmudgeonly old twat. (Cue strikethroughs)

As you were, carry on.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

And another thing, what's the deal with airline food?

( Bazongaloid, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

well i think they do an alright job considering they have to serve hot food at 35,000 feet

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Take sandwiches.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

i have no idea
heston cooks for me when i use the jet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

cooks for me when i use the jet services for me when I use the M4
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Soylent Green is people!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Hello false Monty.
You let slip yesterday that you suffered from hayfever. After searching for references to this, I have a number of possible solutions to whose sock you are.

Is this a worthwhile avenue to hunt you down on?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)

This is useful knowledge.
With it the blind again see, the lame walk, the ill recover, the insane become sane and the sane become saner. By its use the thousand abilities Man has sought to recover become his once more.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Very good.
I like a challenge, and I'm sure I can cross Wormulus off the list.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Where is wethamman when you need an answer quickly?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

I call him "Posting Bacon"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

He's been cured.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)

dryhamman

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)