It'd be a hell of an excuse, certainly.
"aarrrggh .. why were you fucking my sister?"

" well, you made me take my glasses off so I couldn't see.."
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:07, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

or even...
"arrrrrgh.. why were you fucking your own sister?"

BERTLOLS
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Worst of the olive oil based spreads.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I can't believe its not my sister

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)

hahahahahaha
big round of applause
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:17, Reply)

oh, I say.
*cricket applause*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:17, Reply)

I DEMAND you drink every lunchtime from now on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:31, Reply)

OK boss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I can't believe it's frowned upon in all cultures

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Oh, jolly good show.
Here, have a glass of paedo grigio.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I heard he tried to use the excuse that he was exercising naked when he turned around
and tripped and fell and his sister was stretching her adductor longus at the time whilst also naked and it was all just a terrible misunderstanding.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:17, Reply)

like the vicar with the potato up his arse in A&E the other week?
"i was hanging curtains naked in my kitchen and i slipped and landed on it and it got itself all lubed up and wedged itself right up my barking spider"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Nonsense, he just chipped and fell on it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)

you're on a roll wiht a side of 'slaw

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Once again, LTI.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:21, Reply)

That is the hat-trick
I'm off ladies and gentleman!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:22, Reply)