oh
Actually, since I'm staying at my parents house, I've been told I'm not allowed to become pregnant
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:40, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

*cancels flight*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Really? Are you having to bulk buy coathangers then?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)

cos that would be stupid you get coat hangers free when the dry cleaner irons your shirts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:43, Reply)

oh gawd

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Or you could just throw yourself down the stairs.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)

and into a hot bath of gin

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Prohibition isn't a foolproof method of contraception.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:43, Reply)

*stepped*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:43, Reply)

ITS MY VAGINA MOTHER AND I'LL INVITE WHOEVER I WANT INSIDE AND YOU CANT STOP ME.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)

hahaha. Genuine LOL.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)

its not her who cares
She'd be thrilled
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)

I can imagine your dad bursting into your room and smacking the cocks out of your foof just as they start spurt ing.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)

It would be like a very messy "waka-mole"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)

"DAD! I was doing anal FFS! Get out of here!"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:56, Reply)

please stop imagining that
I've actually never had sex inside my house
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:57, Reply)

"Kristine! Stop doing that on the back porch, you're rocking the TV aerial"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)

"mama's trying to watch her stories!"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Mr. Ape
accepts with pleasure
the kind invitation of
Mr. and Mrs. Kristines parents
to the vagina of their daughter
Kristine
on Saturday, the twenty-third of April
at three o'clock in the afternoon
128 Jersey Shore
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Did you have to RSVP in your own jizz?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:57, Reply)

yeah, you read it with a black light

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)