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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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when did we start using b3tans as measurements?I am approx 3 spangolins in height and half a rachelswipe in weight
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you'd be deadare you posting from beyond the grave?
what a fucking thought
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:26,
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what are you talking about?Half a rachelswipe is equivalent to four manoliths, a Bobby and an Agnostic Antichrist, isn't it?
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they're all much shorter than mei'm approximately 2.5 times their combined height
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Does that make you about 15' tall?And maybe 5 stone in weight?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:26,
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If I were as tall as youI'd be the right weight for my height. I just need to stretch
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:42,
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We came to the conclusion last night that a meter stick should be elasticated depending on how someone carries their height and stature.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:27,
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Oh indeed.The Gonz Effect. Personality makes up for a mere physical lack of inches.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:29,
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If I lay down on my back, I can get a good few inches. It's the the horizontal equivolent of going on tip-toes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:40,
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