He is quite smug, but compared with Johnson he's like a saint.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:17, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

really?
REALLY?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Yes. Johnson is entirely about his own vanity projects e.g the new routemaster
in 4 years of office he hasn't bothered to meet with the tube unions once. Ken may be a prick as a person, but at least he got things done and doesn't have such a horrendously selfish attitude.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)

I wouldn't meet with the unions, bunch of selfish cunts
I'd vote for Boris every time purely on his pledge to introduce driverless trains
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Which he'll pledge as costing no money for the taxpayer
and then cost £75million, and 7Million a year, like the bikes?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)

excellent stuff
anyway you don't get a say as you live in the provinces
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I am totally gutted I don't get to choose between those two people to control my town.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)

It's not just those 2
If you want to you can waste your vote on Brian Paddick.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)

It would be very interesting to see what happen if, say, the cable had snapped on that lift
It really is a two-horse race at the moment - nobody seems to know a thing about the other candidates.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Paddick will never win because he's a lib dem. And everyone quite understandably thinks they are all deceitful cunts
The other bird is a Green I think. But since I don't even know her name there is very little chance of her getting in.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:49, Reply)

he's also a terrible queer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)

You're just like a tesco value version of Monty.
It's quite sweet.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)

*steps up from Lidl*
whoop
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:57, Reply)

I could never bring myself to vote for Boris.
He's a devious cunt, with a talent for using big publicity stunts as covers for burying bad news. I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him, and I certainly couldn't throw the toffee-nosed sack of shit any distance.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Boris any politician
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Boris in particular
I'm wary of him because I can see he's got a good handle on his public image. Mixing that with a mentally retarded electorate is a dangerous combination.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Homebrew is fermenting now btw.
I've put a jumper on it to keep it snug and warm.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Nice one
Once it gets going that valve should start gurgling in the top - it's quite nice, almost like it's speaking to you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)

My fridge is a bit like that with all the cheese that's in it at the moment.
Last night I ate a great big piece of stilton before dinner.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I envy you.
I'd love to have a fridge full of fancy cheese, though I think it might kill my flatmates.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)

It's started getting sediment and the ring.. I've forgotten what that's called
but hopefully it'll be bubbling in the next day or two.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)