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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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to be fair, it's a good job nobody assesses our mental health based on what goes on hereal and his googly magenta cocks. monty and his family sexual fantasies. battered and his rage. darth and his dancing. freefair and his tory rape. psychochomp and the world's fucking ugliest jumper. bobby and his multiple personalities. quentin and his - quentin. etc etc.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:44,
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Swipe and her lovers who prefer teh mansex(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:46,
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swipey and her fantasy of being a SATC lawyer.she's a 47 stone crazy cat lady from Sussex called Joan.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:56,
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My grandma was called Joan. Dead now.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:57,
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^ Interesting fact online right here everybody ^(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:58,
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The fags got her. She hated darth's lot.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:00,
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he's not mincing todayit's all about teh cricket
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:02,
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Worst sport Evah! (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:03,
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believe menot one person would fantasise about being a lawyer. i am spending my morning researching what exactly constitutes "sharing occupation" by group companies. clue: it's not what you think. being a 47 stone crazy cat lady sounds infinitely preferable.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:58,
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I'm sorry, if you were a real lawyer you wouldn't be fucking around on here so much.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:00,
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firebox have a range of t-shirts with guitars on them for just this purposei nearly bought one for monty
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:03,
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is it air guitar if you need a prop?damn your eyes t-shirt manufacturers, is there no imagination left in the world?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:06,
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you're getting all technical on me nowi'm more of an air-recorder type. cooler than air-triangle, but not in the same league as air-guitar.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:07,
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I air breathe(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:10,
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he was a damn sight better than some of the otherslike the one who leapt up mid-shag when the doorbell rang and said "that'll be my mother" (it was about 8am on a sunday. why?). or the one who quite literally could not get it in. i don't think he'd ever had sex OFFLINE before. and of course the one who shat the bed.
i think liking a bit of manlove pales into insignificance!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:00,
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So better rephrased as Swipe and her inability to find herself a normal boyfriend. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:02,
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the normal ones are too boring to talk about!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:03,
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I made the team, momma, momma i made the team!!!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:55,
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nothinghow's your gf? is she your gf again yet?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:03,
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well.... yeah/no/kindai took care of her when she was ill last week, and now i'm ill but she's not taking care of me
we're going back to mine for lunch today, i guess we're just keeping things casual
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