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Sex, drugs or rock 'n roll?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:51,
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Can I go for option D: News links?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:56,
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You'd choose that over the other three?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:20,
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obviously
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:28,
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Depends, are you offering?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 14:57,
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As long as they're selected carefully, I can't see why one might not have all three at the one time ...
[ed] Also - and I know this doesn't apply to you - why not booze too?!
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BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:01,
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I'll have a healthy dose of all three, thanks.
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berk, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:01,
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Congratulations on your thingy
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:02,
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Ta.
I just have to get a magical piece of paper out of my boss to confirm he'll pay for it now.
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berk, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:04,
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Good luck with that,
where are you going to be studying?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:06,
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Kings, in London.
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berk, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:08,
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Nice, they rejected me as an undergrad.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:09,
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Are you going to move or just commute?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:12,
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It's part time
I'll only be in London one day a week during term time. The rest of it I'll be here working.
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berk, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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Fair enough.
Well done.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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That's only like a 30 minute from here, which is a 15 minute walk if we meet in the middle.
Just sayin', you know, if you ever wanna eat some food or drink some drink in the same time and place.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:51,
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berk's had a sex change op?
congrats on your thingy, berk
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:08,
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Thanks
I'm extremely proud of my shiny new penis.
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berk, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:10,
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have you given him a name yet? taken him out for a spin?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:12,
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His name is Ed and no I haven't
are you volunteering?
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berk, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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Short name.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:19,
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I have nothing to prove.
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berk, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:22,
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If you did have a new penis, you wouldn't be wasting your time talking on here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:25,
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There's only so much time you can spend pissing standing up.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:28,
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I'm sure Monty will tell you this time increases the older you get.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:29,
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Nah', at most an average person can go is 3 times a week for between 2-5 minutes (or those rare times where you give up after an hour).
There is plenty of boredom time between that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:44,
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ed?
balls
and yes
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:25,
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What other body parts could be named after members of parliment Quinten?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:35,
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You still miss Truth Fairy, eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:45,
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SO VERY MUCH!
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:55,
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David Carmeron
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:47,
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Neck Griffin
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:48,
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oh shit i meant neck clegg
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:49,
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Head Davey
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:50,
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Eric Pickles
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:50,
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Jeremy Hunt
(obvs)
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:50,
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The Baroness Warsi
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:51,
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Tessa Jowl
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:51,
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Phil-lip Hammond
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:52,
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Hazel Bl-ears
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:52,
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Greg Hands
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:54,
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Anal Duncan
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:56,
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Dennis Skinner
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:56,
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Geoffrey Cox
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:56,
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Toe-Knee Blair.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:59,
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That warmonger is no longer an MP
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:02,
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meh.
Neither is Dennis Skinner, possibly. Or Baroness Warsi.
It was pretty good though you have to admit.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:04,
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Works best with Toe-knee Hand-cock
Pretty sure Skinner still is an MP, but I assume Warsi took her title when moving up to HoL
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:10,
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None of these appear to be available.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:19,
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Can't get sound at work?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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I suppose I could listen to some rock 'n' roll here
But music sounds so shit on computer speakers and I'd have to have it fairly quiet and turn it off every time a call is put through to me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:24,
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It's so much "warmer" coming through C14th serfs.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:25,
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Precisely
Anyway, the frequency range of my hearing really isn't good enough.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:27,
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Rock 'n Roll is so 1973.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:20,
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Baz, you are one of the most rock 'n' roll people on here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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It's all about house if you want long, drug fuelled nights of debauchery.
Alcohol just can't measure up to MDMA.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:26,
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yeah i love madonna's new album too
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:33,
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She is a total milf.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:51,
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yuck no thanks
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:53,
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She looks like she was stitched together from leather.
with an old moccasin for a foof. You know, the slip on ones with the tassels.
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Kroney, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:06,
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I've just spent 20 minutes seeing if I can claim council tax relief,
But the fucking calculator doesn't work.
Stupid system.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:58,
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no
No
And no
That's what got me into this mess and now I'm out 1200$ and I've a bum fuckin leg
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:00,
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I would never have had you down as a pegging enthusiast.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:02,
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Must have been a good night
If you managed to spend over a grand.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:07,
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She went out with Baz
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:10,
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+ a
z ng
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:12,
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actually i spent 30$ that night
The consequences have led me to 2 nights in er,100$ in meds and now a doc appt along with possible physical therapy
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:11,
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Free health care for all!
The land of the free or the land of the fee...
Get well soon K.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:14,
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B3ta should totally set up a just giving account to pay for K's meds.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:16,
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my meds are paid for
Thanks to the Bank of Daddy
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:17,
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thank you
For adding insult to injury
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:16,
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This is why I couldn't afford to live in america.
I honestly don't class those who are against a nationalised healthcare system in the states as human.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:21,
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It's difficult to stress just how right-wing America is.
Their Liberals are at around the same sort of idealogical level as the Tories.
To a Republican, Europe is a dangerously subversive place full of communists.
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Kroney, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:24,
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That's because it's a dangerously subversive place full of communists.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:29,
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Totally, I also can't work out how the biggest democracy in the world only has two parties.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:00,
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Some jolly japester gave my mouse a light dusting with toner
and now my face is all black and smeary.
Oh ololololololol
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Kroney, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:04,
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Why on earth
Are you moving your mouse around with your face?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:09,
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What? Why, how do you move a mouse?
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Kroney, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:14,
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You oscillate its tit a lot?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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I just flick it
With my head dobber. It takes a bit of practice, but it works.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:16,
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Agreed x 1000.
I despise that football club, he's bang on about Dalglish as well. I hope he has a stroke.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:24,
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FOOTBALL
I love football, me.
People take that sport far too seriously.
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Kroney, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:28,
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Ha, his Twitter timeline makes for good reading.
twitter.com/#!/alandavies1
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:31,
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haha "come to liverpool and get what you deserve" over and over again
even their assassins are too lazy to travel
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:13,
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What the fuck?
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/apr/10/laser-pen-police-helicopter-sentenceSo this guy occidentally shines a laser at a helicopter and has to have a curfew for three months. What a crock of shit.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:30,
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I'll tell you what's a crock of shit
"accidentally" shining a laser into a moving helicopter's cockpit for three seconds.
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Kroney, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:38,
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I'll tell you what's a crock of shit
Your mums cunt.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:40,
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That's as may be
but he still did it on purpose :P
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Kroney, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:41,
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I've just applied to have my council tax rebanded, you have to lie to get to do it online rather than ring them up.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:58,
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My housemate's just got back to our gaff in Newcastle.
Turns out I forgot to flush a poo on the day I left a couple weeks back, smells horrendous apparently. Oops.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:47,
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classic barry
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PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:58,
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Shame it wasn't Kroney.
He could have updated his 'log file'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:00,
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:13,
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I visit this site for the first time in ages
and find Ian Dury lyric inspired threads.
I knew you'd catch on.
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Cave Duck, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:38,
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