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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bert is a well known poster round these parts
He turns up, goes mental and shouts at Monty (mainly), then is banned. Repeat ad nauseum.
Also, he fucked his sister
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:53, Reply)
He turns up, goes mental and shouts at Monty (mainly), then is banned. Repeat ad nauseum.
Also, he fucked his sister
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Bert; a potted history
Frequent poster Bert Monkeysex admitted to fucking his sister and had a meltdown (since referred to as a "Bertdown"), and was banned. He proceeded to pop up in various other guises, usually to have a go at Monty, all of which were quickly banned also. Most recently he has resurrected himself as feckless loser Quentin Oftiweak. Further Bertdowns awaited with baited breath
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Frequent poster Bert Monkeysex admitted to fucking his sister and had a meltdown (since referred to as a "Bertdown"), and was banned. He proceeded to pop up in various other guises, usually to have a go at Monty, all of which were quickly banned also. Most recently he has resurrected himself as feckless loser Quentin Oftiweak. Further Bertdowns awaited with baited breath
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Yep
I was unimpressed enough with his repeatedly posting pics of me which I'd asked him not to, what really pissed me off was his refusal to admit he was wrong about it. I can't stand people who won't admit when they're wrong. Or "southerners" as they're known.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)
I was unimpressed enough with his repeatedly posting pics of me which I'd asked him not to, what really pissed me off was his refusal to admit he was wrong about it. I can't stand people who won't admit when they're wrong. Or "southerners" as they're known.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)
I thought he had apologised, though?
He did take the pic down when he realised.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:08, Reply)
He did take the pic down when he realised.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Yeah but it's the repetition isn't it
Doing it once is an oversight, doing it again is the effective equivalent of prefixing a statement with "no offence" and then assuming all will be fine. Plus his defence of his actions was pathetic. I'd have been happier if he hadn't tried to justify it
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)
Doing it once is an oversight, doing it again is the effective equivalent of prefixing a statement with "no offence" and then assuming all will be fine. Plus his defence of his actions was pathetic. I'd have been happier if he hadn't tried to justify it
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)
Ah well.
I've met Al a few times and he's very different irl to how he is on here. He's a nice chap.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)
I've met Al a few times and he's very different irl to how he is on here. He's a nice chap.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)
You're not the only person to say so
and I'd be very happy to be proven wrong. But until I meet him I've only got how he is on here to go on. And on here, he's a prick.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)
and I'd be very happy to be proven wrong. But until I meet him I've only got how he is on here to go on. And on here, he's a prick.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)
I, on the other hand
am an objectionable cunt in real life. So it kinda balances out.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)
am an objectionable cunt in real life. So it kinda balances out.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is true.
But this is balanced out by your rather marvellous Wife.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)
But this is balanced out by your rather marvellous Wife.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Bert is a 'character' (read: prick) from a while back
He used to be mildly entertaining at one time, then just turned into a humongous bellend, trying desperately to get banned. After he was banned, he started coming back under different names, as a result, we tend to treat all noobs as Bert. However, we're trying to rein it in now, as this board is getting slower and slower, so noobs (like yourself) are now welcomed without the initial yells of 'Fuck Off Bert' from everyone.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:54, Reply)
He used to be mildly entertaining at one time, then just turned into a humongous bellend, trying desperately to get banned. After he was banned, he started coming back under different names, as a result, we tend to treat all noobs as Bert. However, we're trying to rein it in now, as this board is getting slower and slower, so noobs (like yourself) are now welcomed without the initial yells of 'Fuck Off Bert' from everyone.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Seeing as you have rudely snubbed me upon your London sojourns
I am unsure as to whether you are just one more Bert login.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I am unsure as to whether you are just one more Bert login.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I did it, in each instance, for the sake of my relationship
Were you to prove the dashing rogue of internet legend, I fear passions would have become prevailent and Ms Foxtrot would have been left feeling desolate and disconsolate, devastated by my rejection of her.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
Were you to prove the dashing rogue of internet legend, I fear passions would have become prevailent and Ms Foxtrot would have been left feeling desolate and disconsolate, devastated by my rejection of her.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
I was trying to find an image that got my message across
This was on the first page, it worked for me.
And there are far gayer images on the web SFW (Not me as a woman either)
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This was on the first page, it worked for me.
And there are far gayer images on the web SFW (Not me as a woman either)
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
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