Hey guys!
I'm home!

what's been happenin'? Anything I should know?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:16, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Ooh, I saw something in the paper today that I thought you'd like.
Hang on. I'll find it!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Sounds shit.
www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Zombies-descend-Blaise-new-film/story-15761548-detail/story.html

But I reckon you'll love it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)

I do make a pretty good zombie
it's the only time my bad posture and vacant stare are an advantage
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)

*raps* Captain Cavy, get serious!
Takin' 'bout a poster who makes you delirious.
The snappy from the Valleys with the vacant stare.
Tap her on the forehead - there's nothing there!
She's ine-sane, she's no cool cat.
Is it her posture?
No. SHE'S A TWAT!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)

uh...
thanks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Well, you think of a close that hooks up with 'cat'.
I'm happy to change it.

I'm not the snoopy snoopy dre man (or whatever the fuck he's called)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)

I eat bats

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Not your 'war pigs' then...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

they are my minions

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

I'm ashamed to recognise the source material for that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)

:-)
Oddly, I heard it just the other day. Someone in work has it as their ringtone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Someone wacky?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Oddly, no.
It's a bloke, about my age, who when quizzed about it said, 'Yeah, I don't do 'ring-tones' with one exception.' His older brother is the assistant manager at a branch of Kwik Fit, a company he has been with since the age of 15. He doesn't like him much.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Cavy is Mr Spoons AICMFP.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:18, Reply)

And where do you think you've been 'til this hour?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)

School holidays innit.
She's allowed out 'till half ten this week.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)

I was in Bracknell
I saw my mates band last night and didn't get back until NOW. I am well hardcore.

and I'm going into work tomorrow because I'm a chump
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)

You dirty stopout

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)

AND I just ate two doughnuts
which I got for ONE PENCE. Man, I live on the edge
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)

If you swap the doughnuts for hard drugs.
You could be Barry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)

i'm not sure I could handle the pace

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Were the band good?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)

yeah, really good
it was a little place, but they are just starting and have a really good sound. Downside is they found themselves supporting a band of 16 year olds
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)

There is little dignity in being in bands whe you're in your thirties.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)

I reckon they can go far if they stick at it
They're recording soon, I may post a link
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Being good isn't always enough for a band to do well
But do post some stuff.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

yeah, they know that well enough
they've all got band experience.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)

No harm in that.
Unless it was a youth club.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)

nah
to be fair they were annoyingly talented 16 year olds. Needed work on their vocals and stuff, but there were a couple of really good musicians amongst them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)

I saw some metal band ages ago in a pub made up of mostly 'yoof'
I'll try and find a link to them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

The singer doesn't look old enough to hold down a paper round
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri1r8GGHbOE
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
they look like 1st year 6th formers at most
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)

I've got no idea how the singer can make that noise.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)

You should see some of the acts that get played on the radio these days.
They look like they're only just getting used to long trousers.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:48, Reply)

Alright grandad

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Seriously though, do an image search for One Direction and tell me I'm wrong.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Pop music is a young man's game

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)

Young and talented?
They can fuck off then.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

well don't worry
life will wear them down soon enough.

Ironically they played 'Summer of 69' which made us oldies, who hadn't brought our mums with us, lol muchly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Oh
They sound terrible now
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)

they weren't exactly a great band
just the guitarist and the drummer were pretty impressive, especially for ones so young. Hopefully they will get better influences soon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)

I once played in the same bill as a young band who showed great potential like that
Their music was nothing special - generic blues rock - but they played reasonably well enough for me to remark that if they got hold of some good records and absorbed some good influences they could one day be good.
They didn't. They grew up to be The Enemy. It transpired that they only managed to get hold of Oasis and Jam records. I was very wrong.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)

so what you're saying is that
we should have done the world a favour by locking these guys in a room and forcing them to listen to good music?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:48, Reply)

I think the lesson here
Is to lock them in a room and forget about them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)

stupid young people

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)

A mate of mine sings a bit.
www.rte.ie/blogs/thevoice/videos/neil-mcgrath-team-brian/

His own stuff is better though.

www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=98929

I quite like the track Mo Chairde Go Leir
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Couldn't make the link to his own stuff work
But the other link was terrible. He's old enough to know better.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)

I'll find you another link.
Hang on!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Here you go Tangles
www.myspace.com/neilmcgrath
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)

No, sorry
That is pretty bad.
Someone please preserve us from singer-songwriters.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)

Is this any better?
soundcloud.com/kaplanyorks/melancholy-looped-guitar
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Marginally
It was over before it did anything.
There are others who do the whole loop station thing much better.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)

William Basinski, for instance.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)

He's got a good voice
not sure he's singing what is suited for it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)

I'm led to believe he was 'told' what he had to sing.
I'm amazed he's ever heard of the song he did on the telly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)

He should delete his account and kill himself
And I should stop replying over on this side
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)