Good: Already done a bare long walk with the dog, I'm currently eating roast chicken and I'm seeing all the famo this evening for a big do. Not seen them since I've been back.

Bad: Waiting for a text back off someone (it's excruciating), I'm addicted to The Shield (watched 52 episodes in six days) and I caved in and ordered a takeaway last night. That really needs to stop.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:01, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I saw a dog looked like Molly but smaller.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Seeing tons of Schnauzers round here at the moment.
Which is well annoying as the owners think that makes it okay to come and talk to me about our respective dogs. Fuck off and leave me alone, I don't care.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:04, Reply)

"So, you've got a Schnauzer too!"
You should reply with "Wonder what else we've got in common. Are you a paedo and all?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Haha.
I need to try that, usually I fob them off with "you have a fine taste in dogs" before walking off as quickly as possible to avoid striking up a conversation. The other day a woman actually stopped me and enquired whether mine had back problems like hers did, and started rambling and warned me about Schnauzers' getting arthritis. Bore off my dog's invincible.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Tell them Molly's got Parvo
They'll soon fuck off
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Oops. I do that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Send Jeff round to their houses.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I was listening to professor green this morning and I realised that's exactly how I picture you

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:02, Reply)

He's a good looking chap, I'll take that.
I'm much harder/cooler than him though, and he needs to stop buying the same clothes as me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Yeah, he doesn;t look like Gerbanguly wotsit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Isn't that what boy scouts sing?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:09, Reply)

He's also Barry's fatter older dad

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:11, Reply)

The Shield is excellent.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:04, Reply)

It's so easy to watch as well, it's The Wire for idiots.
Which suits me down to the ground.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:10, Reply)

The wire would never have been made if it wasn't for the Shield,
And even though it could be considered dummer, it's still well written and acted.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Is Ross Kemp in that?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Pretty much.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:44, Reply)

And for that reason, I'm out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:45, Reply)