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Hey guys
How's it going?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:43,
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Not bad, K-rizzle.
Not bad.
How's Meerka?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:44,
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it's going to be hot out today
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:50,
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Good,
I have a viewing for my flat in about an hour.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:45,
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I'm currently having one
I'm not there, this is just when it's scheduled for.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:47,
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I heard you were moving
Living in London now?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:49,
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Not yet
but it was confirmed today so I'll be moving in a couple of weeks.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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Getting closer to Gonz?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:55,
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We'll both be in London
so probably. Dunno about "close" though, I'm going to have to redefine "near" and "far" I think because "London Is Different".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:03,
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It takes an hour to get anywhere
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:14,
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hope it goes well!
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:50,
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Me too
I have another one on Sunday.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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Just had the viewing,
They like the place and will be in touch by sunday
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:34,
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Alright K swiz,
Want to go home though, I'm going to book a half day tomorrow.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:46,
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Always seems a waste to me to book time off on a Friday
I mean no one really does any work on a Friday anyway, do they?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:48,
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Boiler is being fitted tomorrow, so I'll go chat to a working class man for a bit.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:49,
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better catch up on the "footy" tonight then
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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I'm going to bore him with "home brew tales"
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:59,
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how's that going?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:07,
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Tooo slooow but it's working.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:22,
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We had a chap round a couple of months ago to fix ours
who had an unconscious habit of asking "Do you know what I mean?" after every single sentence he uttered.
I didn't really know what he meant, but I found it ruined the flow of the already awkward conversation to say so.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:54,
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Or mondays,
Best book a Wednesday off for maximum effect
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:49,
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I like to take Wednesday Afternoon off
it's like a mini-weekend with two mini-weeks.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:04,
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Busiest day of the week for me, often
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:50,
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EMERGENCY WEEKEND CARDS NEED PRINTING!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:01,
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This has nothing to do with that
It's simply the day many of our biggest clients supply data
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:06,
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EMERGENCY BIGGEST CLIENT DATA!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:16,
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everyone needs a break now and then
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:51,
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Thanks, that's made me feel legitimate in my laziness.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:59,
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Not bad thanks K, you?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:49,
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better, ta
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:53,
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Hello there miss
You working?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:49,
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not until 2
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:54,
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Is that when your lunch ends?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:56,
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no, that's when i start work
Which would be why I said not until as opposed to I'm on break
Besides who th hell takes a 5 hr lunch?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:59,
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The French
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:02,
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The Spanish
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:02,
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The Greeks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:02,
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your mum
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:04,
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How dare you!
My half French, half Spanish mother died whilst eating lunch in Greece.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:07,
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too lazy to breathe eh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:09,
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hahahahaha
Elevator lol
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:10,
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The feckless Eye-talian bitch
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:12,
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Go on, let's add those lazy Italians too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:04,
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Al
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:04,
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Also fuck me it just hailed here.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:50,
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was it loud?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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Not really, why do you care?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:54,
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Yeah our weather is all over the place today
I blame Nick Clegg. As that's what's in these days.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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I blame political correctness.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:58,
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gone mad?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:00,
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he's a little miffed, at best
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:05,
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Bit tired, but generally ok.
This is a thrilling topic.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:50,
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im not here to thrill you, you cock juggling thunder cunt
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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I see you also watched the YouTube vid Noel linked to on FB
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:53,
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No, I sent her a video of me juggling my cock about.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:55,
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no idea what you're talking about
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:56,
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Blade Trinity - Ryan Reynolds
creative swearing you donkey felching spaz cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:59,
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i copied it from an ecard
You chapped slag minge
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:05,
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Noel linked to the 100 greatest insults in movies
That was amongst them. As was "I'll remember that one next time I'm climbing off your Mum"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:04,
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that video made me lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:06,
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Yeah it's quality
"I used to fuck guys like you in prison!"
Are you well, sir?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:11,
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Yeah, first day back so catching up on loads of boring shit
No internet or TV in the new flat which is weird, but we're getting there
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:12,
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Oh my god
You mean you're being forced to converse with a woman you've been in a relationship with for a decade? The French would revolt under those circumstances
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:13,
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and I had to read a book!
Luckily I popped over to the old flat and downloaded 3 episodes of Homeland to watch tonight
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:15,
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emland osexual bumplay for beginners
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:20,
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At least I need to watch the beginners version
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:23,
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I suggest you take up yoga before watching Advanced
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:24,
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yoga amyl nitrite
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:26,
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+ by D R Foxtrot
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:23,
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Flies fishing
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:24,
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Haha
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:24,
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But they would still fit a five hour lunch in
no sense starving oneself
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:16,
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Basic human rights innit
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:19,
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I might need a cup of tea and a sit down after it
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:55,
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wrinkled and slightly to the left
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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I think this is the first time I have been quoted in someone's sig
I feel honoured
honour arous
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:58,
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It has a nice ring to it I thought
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:59,
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Anyone betting on the National this weekend?
Any tips? So far, West End Rocker seems to be a good idea.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:29,
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The guardian tipped me the winner last year - £130 win off a tenner
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:31,
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I'm in a sweepstake, so my tip is, go in a sweepstake, that way you don't have to think.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:32,
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I always get the shit ones when I join a sweepstake
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:37,
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It's like the universe itself wants you to lose.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:41,
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I'll never conquer deal or no deal now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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But I'm sure you'll have a good day!
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:22,
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Things to look out for:
Jumping ability, horses with 'F' Fall, 'U' Unseated, means they are lacking here
weight carried, preferably under 11st
Stamina, it's a long race, look for horses that have won over 4 1/2 miles
The going , if it continues to rain the ground will soften handicapping some horses
Age, ther last 7 winners were 9 or 10 years old
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:41,
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The Midnight Club or Chicago Grey FTW
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:45,
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Cheers, this is all superb
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:53,
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all the details you need, in a spreadsheet just for you data boy
www.geegeez.co.uk/freebies/GRANDNATIONAL2012.htm
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:57,
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OH BOY OH BOY
SPREADSHEETS!!!!
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:58,
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can you make us all a graph of who will win?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:59,
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Yes, but I wont
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:08,
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Danke
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:59,
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I've selected Quiscover Fontaine.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:57,
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Betting on the national is for fucking povvos
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:05,
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Soz Rory, but thought you were a bogtrotter
Isn't it in your blood?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:36,
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My motherfucking sunglasses have arrived.
They are awesome. This gladdens my withered heart.
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Kroney, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:38,
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You'll look really cool down tesco
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:04,
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I don't shop in Tesco, Rory.
I am not a peasant.
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Kroney, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:09,
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+ by Slough standards.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:10,
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I'm a right supermarket slag
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:12,
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*clean up in aisle 7, Rory is here*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:17,
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What are they?
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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Glasses that stop the suns glare from affecting your vision, quite handy on occasion
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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Persols
prescription lenses so that I can actually see in them.
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Kroney, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:26,
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As it's quite a tech question for you all
I have no set TV ouput in the new flat, just two black wires, containing a thick copper core surrounded in plastic surrounded in copper mesh. Not sure if these are normal TV wires and I can wire them into a plate or if they are satellite wires?
Any thoughts?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:12,
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Same thing
depends on what they're attached to.
Thoughts: you're an idiot.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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I don't know, they were behind a flat plastic plate...
the last tenantes had sky apparently, but I don't want sky, I want normal telly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:16,
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You need to unscrew all plastic plates you find
Then touch each of the wires to your tongue.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:19,
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*smokes*
ok now what?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:20,
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Then they'll be attached to the satellite dish
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Kroney, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:28,
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My plan today was attack the day, get stuff done.
I've just woken up from a three hour sleep.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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I just posted on QOTW
After hearing the sheepish confession of our admin assistant.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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Link please
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:16,
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I've voted for that story, I would urge others to do so
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:19,
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You are very kind, sir.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:22,
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He's really not
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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I suspect Abbie Titmuss was heavily involved
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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involved drugged
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:39,
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