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I'm currently having one
I'm not there, this is just when it's scheduled for.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:47, Reply)
I'm not there, this is just when it's scheduled for.
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Not yet
but it was confirmed today so I'll be moving in a couple of weeks.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)
but it was confirmed today so I'll be moving in a couple of weeks.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)
We'll both be in London
so probably. Dunno about "close" though, I'm going to have to redefine "near" and "far" I think because "London Is Different".
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:03, Reply)
so probably. Dunno about "close" though, I'm going to have to redefine "near" and "far" I think because "London Is Different".
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Just had the viewing,
They like the place and will be in touch by sunday
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
They like the place and will be in touch by sunday
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Alright K swiz,
Want to go home though, I'm going to book a half day tomorrow.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Want to go home though, I'm going to book a half day tomorrow.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Always seems a waste to me to book time off on a Friday
I mean no one really does any work on a Friday anyway, do they?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)
I mean no one really does any work on a Friday anyway, do they?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Boiler is being fitted tomorrow, so I'll go chat to a working class man for a bit.
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We had a chap round a couple of months ago to fix ours
who had an unconscious habit of asking "Do you know what I mean?" after every single sentence he uttered.
I didn't really know what he meant, but I found it ruined the flow of the already awkward conversation to say so.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)
who had an unconscious habit of asking "Do you know what I mean?" after every single sentence he uttered.
I didn't really know what he meant, but I found it ruined the flow of the already awkward conversation to say so.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I like to take Wednesday Afternoon off
it's like a mini-weekend with two mini-weeks.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:04, Reply)
it's like a mini-weekend with two mini-weeks.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This has nothing to do with that
It's simply the day many of our biggest clients supply data
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:06, Reply)
It's simply the day many of our biggest clients supply data
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:06, Reply)
no, that's when i start work
Which would be why I said not until as opposed to I'm on break
Besides who th hell takes a 5 hr lunch?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Which would be why I said not until as opposed to I'm on break
Besides who th hell takes a 5 hr lunch?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
How dare you!
My half French, half Spanish mother died whilst eating lunch in Greece.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:07, Reply)
My half French, half Spanish mother died whilst eating lunch in Greece.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Yeah our weather is all over the place today
I blame Nick Clegg. As that's what's in these days.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)
I blame Nick Clegg. As that's what's in these days.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Blade Trinity - Ryan Reynolds
creative swearing you donkey felching spaz cunt
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
creative swearing you donkey felching spaz cunt
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Noel linked to the 100 greatest insults in movies
That was amongst them. As was "I'll remember that one next time I'm climbing off your Mum"
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:04, Reply)
That was amongst them. As was "I'll remember that one next time I'm climbing off your Mum"
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Yeah it's quality
"I used to fuck guys like you in prison!"
Are you well, sir?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:11, Reply)
"I used to fuck guys like you in prison!"
Are you well, sir?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Yeah, first day back so catching up on loads of boring shit
No internet or TV in the new flat which is weird, but we're getting there
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:12, Reply)
No internet or TV in the new flat which is weird, but we're getting there
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Oh my god
You mean you're being forced to converse with a woman you've been in a relationship with for a decade? The French would revolt under those circumstances
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:13, Reply)
You mean you're being forced to converse with a woman you've been in a relationship with for a decade? The French would revolt under those circumstances
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:13, Reply)
and I had to read a book!
Luckily I popped over to the old flat and downloaded 3 episodes of Homeland to watch tonight
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Luckily I popped over to the old flat and downloaded 3 episodes of Homeland to watch tonight
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:15, Reply)
But they would still fit a five hour lunch in
no sense starving oneself
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)
no sense starving oneself
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)
I think this is the first time I have been quoted in someone's sig
I feel honoured
honour arous
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I feel honoured
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Anyone betting on the National this weekend?
Any tips? So far, West End Rocker seems to be a good idea.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Any tips? So far, West End Rocker seems to be a good idea.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
The guardian tipped me the winner last year - £130 win off a tenner
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I'm in a sweepstake, so my tip is, go in a sweepstake, that way you don't have to think.
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Things to look out for:
Jumping ability, horses with 'F' Fall, 'U' Unseated, means they are lacking here
weight carried, preferably under 11st
Stamina, it's a long race, look for horses that have won over 4 1/2 miles
The going , if it continues to rain the ground will soften handicapping some horses
Age, ther last 7 winners were 9 or 10 years old
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Jumping ability, horses with 'F' Fall, 'U' Unseated, means they are lacking here
weight carried, preferably under 11st
Stamina, it's a long race, look for horses that have won over 4 1/2 miles
The going , if it continues to rain the ground will soften handicapping some horses
Age, ther last 7 winners were 9 or 10 years old
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
all the details you need, in a spreadsheet just for you data boy
www.geegeez.co.uk/freebies/GRANDNATIONAL2012.htm
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
www.geegeez.co.uk/freebies/GRANDNATIONAL2012.htm
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Soz Rory, but thought you were a bogtrotter
Isn't it in your blood?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Isn't it in your blood?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
My motherfucking sunglasses have arrived.
They are awesome. This gladdens my withered heart.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
They are awesome. This gladdens my withered heart.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Glasses that stop the suns glare from affecting your vision, quite handy on occasion
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As it's quite a tech question for you all
I have no set TV ouput in the new flat, just two black wires, containing a thick copper core surrounded in plastic surrounded in copper mesh. Not sure if these are normal TV wires and I can wire them into a plate or if they are satellite wires?
Any thoughts?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I have no set TV ouput in the new flat, just two black wires, containing a thick copper core surrounded in plastic surrounded in copper mesh. Not sure if these are normal TV wires and I can wire them into a plate or if they are satellite wires?
Any thoughts?
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Same thing
depends on what they're attached to.
Thoughts: you're an idiot.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
depends on what they're attached to.
Thoughts: you're an idiot.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I don't know, they were behind a flat plastic plate...
the last tenantes had sky apparently, but I don't want sky, I want normal telly
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
the last tenantes had sky apparently, but I don't want sky, I want normal telly
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
You need to unscrew all plastic plates you find
Then touch each of the wires to your tongue.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Then touch each of the wires to your tongue.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
My plan today was attack the day, get stuff done.
I've just woken up from a three hour sleep.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I've just woken up from a three hour sleep.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I just posted on QOTW
After hearing the sheepish confession of our admin assistant.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
After hearing the sheepish confession of our admin assistant.
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
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