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 rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
 
	
	It's grant work for the Lottery, so similar to stuff I've been doing for the last ten years.
 	Pay's not as good as I was on, but they've started me on the band maximum, which is good. I just hope I get an extension on the contract as it's currently only until the end of May.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:02,
	
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	Knock 'em off their feet, show 'em your the best god damn thing they ever did or could hire. They'll extend that right up.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:04,
	
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	That's kind of my plan...
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:07,
	
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	Sweet, get a handful of topical jokes in a veriety of subjects that you can unleesh at any moment =)
 	
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	probably not from sickipedia though
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:42,
	
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	One or two, best to know your audiance.
 	Some of sickipedia is great and imaginative, but most of it is "Two pakis set off a bomb in nigger neighbourhood, who has the most loss? Not society" and "Hahahhaha, raping kids.".
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	With a bit of luck I'll be working with a former colleague.
 	Which will be nice.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:46,
	
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	I shall beat them into submission
 	with my charm and dry wit.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:46,
	
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	There's a PADI joke right there.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:47,
	
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	Ha.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:50,
	
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 	Newport needs a Lottery grant. Can you just start again with it.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 19:07,
	
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