Pleasantly drunk here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:08, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Sounds good to me
Marry, shag, kill:

Victoria Beckham
Coleen Rooney
Katie Price

Hmm?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)

Marry Rooney
Shag Beckham
Kill Price

Same to you

Holly Willougby
Fearne Cotton
Lauren LaVerne
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)

I'll have a go.
Marry - LaVerne
Shag - Willoughby
Kill - Cotton (only because she'll be broken hearted).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)

WRONG

Marry Laverne,
Shag Cotton
Kill Willoughby - she is a dick
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)

If you say you wouldn't want to play with her fun-bags then you're a bender.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)

don't make me have the blousie conservation again.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)

I can't remember the Blousie conversation.
But if it is in any way mean to my friend, I'll cut ya.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)

No, of course not, she doesn't believe I prefer a smaller boob. Jeff, I prefer a smaller boob.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)

But Cotton? She has NO TITS.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)

I think she is gorgeous
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)

But shouldn't the woman have bigger boobs than you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)

in an ideal world ;)
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)

Me too
Obviously there is something compelling about big'uns, but it is more of a fascination than a desire.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)

When they collapse like a shit souffle it is v disappointing.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)

Frankly, I can't understand why so many men *do* like enormous ones.
They're not attractive, they give the owners terrible backache, and it's a two-hand job just to hold one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:27, Reply)

I like bums the most
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)

Bender

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)

I love a bit of cock me.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)

I haven't got one of those.
I carry all my considerable weight in the front.

I'm like a beetle. "Mama got a little junk in the bonnet"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)

Darth, give Bobby his log-in back.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:32, Reply)

girl bums
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:33, Reply)

I've got no fixed position.
As it were.

But I'm saying that Willoughby is a nicer prospect than Cotton.

Not that I'd kick either out of the sack.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)

In the same way that you can eat so much ice cream it makes you sick.
I like this thing, therefore I must like lots and lots of this thing.
Some people can eat a lot without feeling sick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:31, Reply)

Someone I once knew
said that any more than a handful was a waste.

Personally, I thought he was a fucking idiot.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)

I AGREE WITH YOUR MATE
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:28, Reply)

You're a fucking idiot.
Nah, skinchies, each to their own innit?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:33, Reply)

Just means if we're ever wingmen we won't be have to worry about picking the same doris.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:37, Reply)

You can only dream of pulling Sweary!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:40, Reply)

Marry: Willoughby
Shag: Laverne
Kill: Cotton

Whoever wants it:

Rihanna
Lady Gaga
Katy Perry
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:14, Reply)

This sounds like a game for the boys

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)

Here you go:
Kiefer Sutherland
Alexander Saarsgard
Justin Bieber
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:20, Reply)

Pretty much in that order
Marry Sutherland (maybe have affair with father)
Shag Skarsgard (repeatedly)
Kill Bieber (slowly and painfully)
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)

One for the girls

Michael Fassbender
Jensen Button
David Beckham
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)

You have remarkable taste
..especially when it comes to Donald Sutherland, that man has flicked more charisma from his sweaty brow than most of us would ever exude in a lifetime.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)

He was, in his younger days, sex on legs
and quite the way into his older days too. I imagine I still would.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)

Marry Saarsgard (don't know what he looks like so least gay)
Shag Sutherland
Kill Bieber
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:22, Reply)

Nonsense
Join in
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:20, Reply)

Marry Perry
Shag Rihanna
Kill GAGa
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:18, Reply)

Shag GaGA
then marry Gaga
Then kill Gaga
Bingo instant wealth and B-list celebrity status.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)

The Light in Gaga
Has a certain ring to it.

Do you know she's a black dude with natty dreads?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)

I am totally convinced by your air of sincerity

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:35, Reply)

Don't worry.
I won't mention it next weekend.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:52, Reply)

Tough choices
I don't wish any of them dead; I wouldn't want to marry any of them; my standards are occasionally low enough to possibly shag maybe 1.5 of them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 0:15, Reply)