I like darth, and I wish him all the best with his missus
but he's so painfully, ludicrously under the thumb that it makes me cringe.
(berk, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:10, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

He's probably safer that way
Some people need someone else to make their decisions for them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:11, Reply)

What should I have for dinner Tangles?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:15, Reply)

Ask Darth's Mrs
Although, like me, she will suggest something vegetarian.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:21, Reply)

That isn't a bad idea.
The veggie option. I had dead animal for breakfast.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:22, Reply)

Keeping it simple right here
Baked spuds with the winning combination of beans and cheese.
Or as some of the b3ta foodies might put it: redskin potatoes, coated in olive oil and sea salt, roasted and served with a mature west country farmhouse cheddar plus organic haricot beans in a sweet tomato jus.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Oooh, you've got it about you this evening!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:12, Reply)

As long as he's happy.
I've found, especially in my situation, that things are never as clear cut as they might seem. People constantly ask why I put up with mr b3th, but I'm sure you could easily ask him why he puts up with me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:13, Reply)

And I will.
Why does he put up with you b3th?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:15, Reply)

Because I can suck a bowling ball through a straw?
I honestly have no idea.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:19, Reply)

Maybe he just likes winning at crazy golf.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:19, Reply)

the man's blind in one eye.
his depth perception is shocking.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Oh, I'm sure this could be argued in my case too
I'm more than likely just as irritating as he is. I know full well I have many, many faults - including incredible impatience with other people's.
(berk, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:28, Reply)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Acknowledging that you're a douche
is the first step to curing oneself of doucheness, or some such zen bollocks. To be honest I think I'm probably not cut out for relationships and should get myself a cat and some tie-dye clothes post haste.
(berk, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:32, Reply)

a cat some guinea pigs
tie-dye LARP

Stop bullying poor Cavy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:36, Reply)

Cavy's been married
she's not incapable of getting along with a man, she's just struggling to find one in a fairly small pool.
(berk, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:38, Reply)

this is a generous assessment

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:40, Reply)

Is there quite a large pool at your gym?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)

25m one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)

I'm probably more likely to be objective here
I think my assessment is fair.
(berk, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:41, Reply)

ha!
this is true
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)

Well, when he wakes up, make him a nice cup of tea.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:34, Reply)

He's been unwell this weekend
and I have offered tea/coffee/juice/painkillers/food/entertainment/queries as to his wellbeing pretty much every 20 minutes or so. Well, when he's been awake anyway.
(berk, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:36, Reply)