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this would only work if george fromby was SMALL
you idiot
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:07, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
No it wouldn't
you idiot
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:17, Reply)
yes it would, you idiot
if formby was SMALL the banjolele would seem bigger, which is what swipe said to begin with

if he was LARGE it would have seemed SMALL and swipe would have been surprised that it was bigger

you idiots
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)
"i had no idea they were so tiny"
In what way is that Swipe saying it seems bigger?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)
thats what i said, she said it seemed smaller
so her original perception was that it was large, ergo formby was small
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)
i had no idea what one looked like. nor do i have any idea what george formby looked like.
i was expecting a guitar-type thing.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:27, Reply)
george formby was 5'6"
i hope this helps
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)
that is tiny

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)
but much bigger than you'd think in person

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Battered, give Quinten his login back please

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)
i may be shit, but i'm not in Battered's league yet

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:35, Reply)
using the same quote you used
that would imply she originally thought they were bigger, you idiot
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:27, Reply)
a larger formby would have made the guitar look smaller, meaning she would have thought it was bigger
and said 'i had no idea they were so large' when she got one

i win, you idiots
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Yes but in Monty only said she THOUGHT he was massive and therefore would have thought the banjolele was also bigger.
You surely can't be this stupid, I suspect trolling
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)
NO YOU IDIOT
he was subverting her original post by saying taht Formby was MASSIVE, meaning the banjolele would seem smaller, not that they scaled up the ukulele for him

he was wrong, you're all stupid, i win end of story

fuck off
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Four victory laps for quinten, the only bright person on Off Topic

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)
No he was subverting her original post by saying that she THOUGHT Formby was massive
not that he actually was
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:20, Reply)
implying that the uke was smaller, the exact opposite of what swipe said

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)
What? She said she was suprised it was tiny
so she thought it was bigger, so she would have thought formby bigger too.

Argh I give up, you are obviously too stupid to grasp this
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:44, Reply)
No it wouldn't you idiot
if she thought Formby was actually massive rather than small it would explain why she though Banjoleles were bigger than they actually are.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:38, Reply)
no, you complete and utter fuckwit
if formby was massive the ukelele would seem tiny without some sense of scale, but she originally thought they were bigger

your all thick, i'm leaving forever
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:53, Reply)
No if she thought he was massive
then she would have also thought the Banjolele was massive and therefore would have been surprised that they were so small. Why you cannot grasp this I do not understand.

Yes if Formby was actually massive the Banjolele would have looked even smaller, but if she simply thought he was massive though he was normal sized then then she would have assumed that the banjolele was bigger than it was.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:19, Reply)
you are incorrect
why would he say that both were massive? that makes no sense, he was implying that by comparison formby was extremely large, which is totally incorrect given the context

you're wrong and you can't admit it, this makes you very small minded and incapable of getting by, it is no wonder you have marrigae troubles
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:25, Reply)
No
you just don't get it. If she thought Formby was massive when playing the uke she would have presumed that the uke he was playing would be a size comparable to his body, however she was surprised as to how tiny they were.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:44, Reply)

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