my mate kept getting woken up in the early hours by a twat slamming his car door really hard
He tried leaving notes but to no avail. In the end he got an idea from brainiacs and made that exploding paste which is safe whilst moist but explodes when dry. He went out and smeared it in the gaps around the door frame. Its a lot more powerful than he thought. Glass exploded and door wouldn't close properly. For weeks he was worried the bomb squad were going to come knocking. He didn't even wear gloves.
( Peej, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:09, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

you were still wrong in taht other thread you know

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:10, Reply)

/QOTW is that way >>>

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Someone I know, someone poured petrol all over their truck* and set fire to it, but the boot was filled with filled up diving bottles. It took the dive centre it was parked in.
* because someone died in mysterious circamstances on their boat. They nearly died themselves. Basiclly, he went for a dive, and when he went to come up, the boat was gone. He swam 3 miles to shore, and got a friend to go searching for the boat. They found it with the dog going balistic but his friend wasn't there. They think he fell overboard and couldn't get back in 'cus of the dog (it was a huge rocky).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Was the dog called Sylvester?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Gonz, I can't make sense of this.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)

I like how the explanation makes even less sense than the original point.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Well at least you know his drugs have kicked in and he's not in pain anymore
4 EVA in R Hartz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)

G owned a dive centre,
G went on a boat with M (and the dog, D). When G surficed, the boat was gone, so he swam back to shore, about 3 miles he guessed. First thing G did was get a friendly fisherman's boat to find his own boat. when they eventually found it, M wasn't there, and D was going balistic. I *think* but can't remember that M washed up on shore a few days later, but can't remember that.

M's family thought G murdered M, there were a few altercations, like G got stabbed in a bar by M's mates. One of the things that happened was, they set fire to G's truck, which was filled with gas bottles in the back.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)

The bad film thread was earlier Gonz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:56, Reply)

film
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)