"I ACCIDENTALLY set off a bomb in the high street and opened fire on
a youth group with several automatic and semi-automatic weapons by ACCIDENT. Y'honour. I'm also totally mad. Baaa. See?"
( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:29, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

do that in uxbridge
and they'll give you a medal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)

They'd call you a crime prevention officer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)

uxbridge really is a case for mandatory vasectomies at birth

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)

If you go "baaaaaa (I'm a sheep)" in uxbridge.
They put your hind legs in the wellies and walk you to the edge of a cliff.

Ok, maybe not uxbridge, but I'm some parts of the country.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)

nah, he wants to be declared sane.
insanity invalidates his mandate rather.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Yes, shooting up an island of teenagers
is certainly the action of a sane man. He'll have no trouble convincing the jury of that one!
( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I don't think the trial or the jury decides that though, does it?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Whoever, whatever
not really important.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)

A fair and true justice system isn't important you are correct

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I should be in charge of justice.
I'd be awesome at it. Screw trial by your peers. TRIAL BY COMBAT.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)

The accused would have to wear a lizard suit
and fight me in a quarry whilst I throw polystyrene rocks at them.

All with that der der der der deerrrrr derder music being piped in.

HAMMERPUNCH
( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Being declared insane also means he'll be stuck away for life
instead of the maximum 21 years if he's tried and found guilty.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)

*sigh*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:54, Reply)

possibly, but like we said up there
the max 21 years doesn't really apply, he can be imprisoned for "life" if he's considered a danger. It's only the same as the way sentencing works here really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)

If he spends the whole 21 years going "I can't wait to kill more children" they don't go, "dammit, we've just got to let him out"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)

sounds like maybe they should, before Breivik I'd never even heard of Norway

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)

What I didn't quite get was the dozen or so people who not only shook his hand but bowed their heads at him.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)