He was a great player for us as we had the players to play to his strengths.
But he's been a about as much use to you as a gay stallion in an all-female donkey sanctuary to Liverpool.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:35, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Us? When did you play?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:36, Reply)

Last night, in the five minute sleep window I got.
I scored a hat-trick. You should have been there. All the girl toon supporters took off their tops and because it was so cold their nipples went rock hard.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:39, Reply)

Dreamin the dream man.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Not really.
Try as he might, he was unable to dream about tits any bigger than these.


( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:44, Reply)

Oddly, I've posted that picture before...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:45, Reply)

I've jizzed over it several times.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:46, Reply)

He's an odd one, certainly
He's had some good moments, he was very good at times in the second half the other day. But we aren't a team that builds around a single striker. We need someone who is absolutely deadly in the last 10 yards of the pitch.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:37, Reply)