I'd buy a mocha coffee.
And a loaf of bread. I would sit in a park near a lake, and feed the bread to the ducks/swans/birds and enjoy something that I can never normally drink.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:42, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

This is a lovely answer
Why can you not drink coffee though?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

She's australian, and you can't bbq it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Good point

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)

And because it is foreign they distrust it inherantly and suspect it is stealing their jobs.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Quentin will come up soon and tell us all how to BBQ coffee.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:54, Reply)

He's too busy doing my wife apparently.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Watch out, he might go for your daughter he doesn't really understand that percieved size is relative to distance.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)

father dougallolz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)

ah what you goin on about?
i was in the right and you know it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:10, Reply)

in that case he'll be here in less than a minute

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)

in a soup tin, obviously
put the tin in a seperate metal container of water to add the authentic smokey taste too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Shut up pissface.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

you can't steal all the rainbows from my day, you terribel person

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)

I'm caffeine intolerant - it makes me get migraines bad enough that I basically lie in a ball with a throbbing head and a strong desire to throw up.
So I avoid it like the plague. I can't even eat a lot of chocolate without the same reaction. It fucking sucks
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)

great way to spend your last 1/2 hour on earth then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:02, Reply)

It doesn't kick in that quick mate!
I have about 30 minutes before the caffeine starts making me sick... so if I have only 30 minutes to live, I should be able to get off scott free!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)

*orders poppet a double espresso*
*stands back*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:05, Reply)

It's like mentos to her diet coke.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Probably is yeah.
Although speaking of experiments, I get to dissect a cane toad tomorrow. BLOOD AND GUTS EVERYWHERE!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Don't aussies regularyl do this with golf clubs?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:10, Reply)

And cars.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Yeah but I don't live in the north where the cane toads live.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I remember dissecting a Bulls eye, it pops and black liquid comes out I did a :S
but they kind of bounce if you throw them at people.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:10, Reply)

I've had a cows heart thrown at me.
that was a bit nausea inducing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Worst valentines day ever.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:14, Reply)

13 year olds have no idea how it's done.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:15, Reply)

You're meant to cover it in chocolate first right?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:17, Reply)

at the very least.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:17, Reply)

i don't think you should be dating 13 year olds, mate

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I'm saying it happened to me when *I* was 13.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:20, Reply)

i don't care how much you weigh, you shouldn't be dating 13 year olds

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Oh Quentin.
*shakes head*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)

He won't stop arguing until you draw him a picture.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

i still won that argument, and to be fair the picture didn't stop it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:27, Reply)

If he wants me to draw him a picture, then he'll have to pay.
I'm not doing them for free anymore.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)

DRAW ME A PICUTE OF YOU DATING A 13 YEAR OLD
NOWWWWWWWW
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:33, Reply)

You're looking like a nonce now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:34, Reply)

I am not ashamed of what i am

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:36, Reply)

aha.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:39, Reply)

its quinten, can't you read?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:27, Reply)