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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I reckon he's beaten up his apple mac over these vicious slurs about his wifes fidelity, and there's spittle all over his stripy shirt and red braces(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:20,
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Don't provoke him, RoryBattered's a total bad-ass and he might totally punch you in real life!
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Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:24,
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He's gone off on one, in his own head his wife aint been putting out since this kid arrived, despite his deployment of his full itinerary of lothario wiles, and now she's being fucked up the arse by a god damn jewHEADSAREGONNAROLL!!!!!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:28,
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to be fair to battered, and i think we should all stop picking on him to be honest,i'd be pretty cheesed off if i had a really ugly baby too
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Especially if said baby was the only reason I had ended up married.(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)
in all honesty i'd rather fuck his ugly baby than his fat wifeits just a fact
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I heard you have to say thank you after you come in his wife or he gets really upset.(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)
i think gonz had it rightyou come inside her but push her off a cliff, riding her all the way down like silver surfer
then you jump off just before she smashes into the ground, forward roll into a gymnast finish, and then you get a gold medal for it from the gift shop
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I thought God had chosen the Jews, not damned them?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:46,
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