Bloody kids, who'd have 'em, eh?
I have finally sat down, having spent 2.5 hours with a 6 year old crying in bed because it's hurting as a new tooth is coming through. I mean, yeah, boo hoo and all that, but really it is time to shut up and go to sleep.
In other news I am listening to The Band in tribute to the nearly dead Levon Helm.
How's everyone else?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:28, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I called you a BENDER ^ there somewhere.
1-0 Jeff.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Bender

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)

That doesn't count because I added 'no returns' to the insult.
2-0 Jeff.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Damn you
I need to get more creative with the insults...
Er... You shit
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Shut it you BUMDER.
Now, go and rub some bonjella on your whinging kids mouth.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)

I AIN'T GOT ANY!!
Had to make do with overdosing him with Calpol

/McCannlols
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)

their mouth wouldn't hurt if you let your kids eat meat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)

This anything to do with you?
www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Pee-home-soon/story-11256964-detail/story.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Sadly not.
And is it any wonder the dog fucked off? Every time he wanted to go for a piss there was a human with its leg already cocked against a tree.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)

They must be really desperate.
I'd hate to think of Biscuit outside by himself for days on end. he wouldn't last five minutes, the big poof.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)

How old is biscuit?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Eight.
He'll be nine at the end of June. Old man doggy now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)

I take it he hasn't slowed down that much if he is still all needy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)

He's actually getting more needy as he gets older.
We think it's because he realises he's getting old. He's a bit slower and arthritic these days.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:03, Reply)

Found it and clicked it


You felcher
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)

You know that Joey Deacon...
That's you, that is.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:47, Reply)

*throws shoe at Jeff*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)

You see that Elephant Man...
That's you looking your best that is. That's you on your way to a hot date.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)

You see those workman's tents in the road?
That's your house. That's where you go on holiday.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Not me, that's who.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Any news b3th?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)

No : (
not yet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Fingers crossed for you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)

No, you bypassed all that and went straight to: Granny

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)

So?
Everyone knows grannies are awesome.

Saying that, my mum was giving me the whole 'you don't know what you're missing' thing last night.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)

It's quite handy though that you already had a blue rinse.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)

and a pocket full of Werthers

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Are you still getting a cheap fish and chip lunch on a Friday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Nah, i get meals on wheels now.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)

www.last.fm/music/Vic+Reeves/_/Meals+on+Wheels
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)

She was looking forward to you suffering like she did.
Are Roota and your bro likely to make her happy?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Nope.
she has a brother and a sister. Her sister is already a granny, and her brother's only child is a big gayer, so I don't think the family genes are being spread too well.

Ah well, never mind, eh?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)

#Sings to the tune of the Addams family theme...
Her sister is her mother,
Her uncle is her brother,
They only shag each other,
It's Roota's family...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:03, Reply)