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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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She'd have to dig her way out from under the patio, first.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:22, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:22, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It turns out 'The Magnificent' was a boast too far.
'Surprisingly Soft-Skulled' might have been more accurate.
Still, I have said too much.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)
'Surprisingly Soft-Skulled' might have been more accurate.
Still, I have said too much.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Flim Flam the easily embalmed.
I do love how your wife looks so sweet and innocent but she's got a mouth like a drunken navvie.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
I do love how your wife looks so sweet and innocent but she's got a mouth like a drunken navvie.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
A pretty navvie though
with a cracking set of norks and a bottom that won't quit!? Right!?
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)
with a cracking set of norks and a bottom that won't quit!? Right!?
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)
and when I say 'won't quit'
I mean that it's covered in Nicorette patches.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I mean that it's covered in Nicorette patches.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)
How ruddy dare you!
Tis I, I am alive and shit - so suck on that one! :)
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Tis I, I am alive and shit - so suck on that one! :)
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)
I'm taking that fucking lump hammer back to B&Q.
"This hammer does not work properly and I demand a refund!"
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)
"This hammer does not work properly and I demand a refund!"
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Did you listen to the staff there...
that was your first mistake!
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
that was your first mistake!
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
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