My personal statement for university applications was full of lies.
Played at Twickenham, was the South London debating society champion and I played chess at a professional standard until I was sixteen. God knows why you wouldn't lie on it you'd never get pulled up.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:15, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

yeah, but lies like that are totally obvious
and result in me just throwing the UCAS application into the "no offer" pile. So maybe that's why you shouldn't lie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)

It worked for me init.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)

did you get offers from everyone you applied to?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)

I did.
But then again, I didn't lie.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Dear Barry
We'd like to offer you the opportunity to fuck off.

lots of Love de Montford polytechnic
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)

sick burnzzz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)