Domestic trauma is surprisingly efficient at shaking you out of an alcohol induced torpor.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:03, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

So I've heard.
My mum's hadf the combined sewage of four houses exploding in her shower room this weekend.
Ew, etc.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Oh, nice...
I'm exaggerating somewhat, but it's a bit of a pain in the arse. Hopefully the plumber can fix it tomorrow.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Hopefully he'll make that sucking noise when he looks at the problem.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)

He only lives around the corner, and is pretty reliable.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Sounds like a well handy handyman.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Not so fucking handy that he couldn't come today though!
Bloody tradesmen.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)

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( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)

*sniggers*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)

What've you been up to today, then?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I met Lighty for a bit of lunch.
And watched Lovejoy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Christ, you know how to live.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:26, Reply)

We did go to Halfords as well.
So it wasn't like I did nothing at all.

And it was a good episode of Lovejoy. Lovejoy managed to solve a crime, rip of Charlie and now quite get with Charlotte. Which is completely different to all the other episodes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)

I liked those episodes where Lovejoy moved to the wild west and opened a whorehouse.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)

tsk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

What?
Deadwood was ace!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)

I never watched it.
Lovejoy never swore.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Didn't he once tell Lady Whatsername to get her stinking cunt out of his face?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Lady Jane was his original 'interest'
But most people agree that Charlotte was much fitter.
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There's always one, isn't there?
Coming over here, lowering the tone.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)

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