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Is going to post an evening thread?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:58,
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I got stuck in Bristol for an extra day as my car was fucked. I am finally back in God old Brum, where I should be packing but instead I am having a beer.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:05,
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You deserve it chuck!
There's always tomorrow...
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:25,
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brizzle fucking rocks
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zulu eh?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:08,
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Not me.
Why don't you do it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:14,
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Alright b3th.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:17,
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ello babe
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:25,
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Alright you four?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:24,
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A bit left
but mostly right.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:25,
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Evening moddom.
How's yer belly for spots?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:38,
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Fine and dandy thanks bonny lad!
How's your shite for love bites?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:42,
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Let's not talk of that ;)
Things are not bad (ahem!), bairn is fair bouncing and going great guns at school doing fantastically well with her literacy...top of the class, of course ;)
Put Saturday 1st September in your diary, it's my birthday and yee buggers are invited ;)
Hopefully the pizza oven/BBQ/smoker will be completed by then...
Gaz me your email and I'll send you a pic of what I'm building!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:09,
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Not me, evening threads are for quenders
Evening all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:30,
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I'm busy I'm afraid.
Too busy trying to work out whether £80 is too much for a print I want put on my wall. It is ridiculously gorgeous though.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:33,
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The tennis girl scratching her arse?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:35,
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It is of a girl.
And I'm trying to work out whether it's too close to the "fit girl pinned up on the wall of a mechanic's workshop" sort of vibe.
I don't think it is though, I think it's cool and chic, see for yourself init -
dim-baida.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=48#/d1ywcpp
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:38,
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It looks like an advert to me
But I think it is fairly safe to say that you and I may have somewhat differing tastes.
If it helps, it doesn't give off a vibe of "mechanic's workshop" to me.
And I think that £80 is not an extravagant spend, for you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:46,
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Its not garage material
but if it helps you could put some oily hand-prints over the boobs when it arrives, if you want that sort of vibe.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:50,
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I really like that, Baz
However, as it is not a known photographer but some douche off the internet, I wouldn't spend more than half that.
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Kroney, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:50,
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Yeah that's the thing.
He wants 40 Euros for just the photo in a high resolution, I'd then have to take it to a printers to get blown up and then after that get it framed. So £80 is my guess of what that'd all cost. But it is still a lot.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:57,
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Arm wrestle to decide?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:47,
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oh
Hey
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:50,
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Hey I have the best news
There is a new kitten in the family
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:51,
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now that i have a dog i hate cats
I mean I like mine because they're old and have been in the family forever
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:03,
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but congratulations
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:03,
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Thanks
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:04,
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yo tangers
How goes the hip hop yo?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:14,
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Still loving Black on Both Sides
But tonight has been all about Tittyshakers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:16,
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Hellooooo!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:31,
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Fuckin' 'ell it's lively in here tonight.
Where's Jeff gone so I can kill him with my board sig?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:38,
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hahahaha
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:40,
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I honestly thought Rakky was going to break when I told her.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:41,
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I need another cabin boy!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:45,
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"This one's split!"
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:46,
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I'm still laughing like a drain now.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:47,
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It was a fucking hysterical afternoon.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:48,
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I've not laughed that much in ages.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:50,
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I had an excellent weekend.
This has been tempered by the fact that the toilet cistern has decided to spring a leak and the hot water tank appears to have emptied itself, meaning there's no hot water and the shower now won't work.
That'll teach me to fucking enjoy myself.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:51,
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I'd imagine that has been a bit of an in'convenience'.
We'll have to do it again.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:54,
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Oh, indeed.
I'd like to see a bit more of Bristol, preferably when it's not pissing down.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:00,
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Yeah, I could take you on a guided tour.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:02,
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By 'guided tour' you mean 'show me different hostelries', tight?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:04,
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Yeap.
I can also point out the areas you are most likely to get stabbed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:05,
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Sounds like fun.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:05,
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I'm in!
I shall of course reciprocate should you ever wish to visit the frozen north.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:08,
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Aye! You can take me on a tour of all the location used in the making of AWP
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:11,
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Sadly, a lot of it won't even exist anymore, I'd imagine.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:12,
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But, if you fancy a taste of European football next season...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:13,
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It's alright, we get ITV4 in the west country!
I can get my Euro fix then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:16,
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Yeah, I'll probably watch it on the telly an' all.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:19,
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You'll have to go through the qualification stages
So it isn't like the games will clash with any others.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:20,
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This "70's" show on BBC2 seems utter crap.
It is about as accurate as Time trumpet and reduces the decade to London stereotypes (everyone tried self sufficiency, everyone had power cuts and 3 day week, every young person loved punk or glam and dressed in the same clothes as celebrities...). It wasn't perfect but it wasn't like that?.. Was it?
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Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:59,
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I'm watching it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:00,
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YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:00,
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^this
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:01,
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What do you know? You're twelve.
I missed tonight's show because the boss wanted to watch Silent Witness, but the first one was brilliant.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:01,
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I saw about half of the first one last week.
Forgot it was on tonight.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:01,
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I've got channel 5 on now.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:03,
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Pervert.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:03,
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I'm getting my reggae on.
bwoy
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:04,
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I'll catch it later on iplayer.
I think it was 72-74 tonight, so that should just about encompass the brilliance that was my birth.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:03,
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so where's evrybody gone then?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:59,
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Fucked if I know.
Maybe they're still in recovery.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:01,
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I know I am.
How have you survived?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:02,
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Domestic trauma is surprisingly efficient at shaking you out of an alcohol induced torpor.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:03,
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So I've heard.
My mum's hadf the combined sewage of four houses exploding in her shower room this weekend.
Ew, etc.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:05,
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Oh, nice...
I'm exaggerating somewhat, but it's a bit of a pain in the arse. Hopefully the plumber can fix it tomorrow.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:06,
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Hopefully he'll make that sucking noise when he looks at the problem.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:07,
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He only lives around the corner, and is pretty reliable.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:09,
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Sounds like a well handy handyman.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:10,
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Not so fucking handy that he couldn't come today though!
Bloody tradesmen.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:11,
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+'s entrance
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:13,
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*sniggers*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:17,
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What've you been up to today, then?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:18,
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I met Lighty for a bit of lunch.
And watched Lovejoy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:19,
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Christ, you know how to live.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:26,
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We did go to Halfords as well.
So it wasn't like I did nothing at all.
And it was a good episode of Lovejoy. Lovejoy managed to solve a crime, rip of Charlie and now quite get with Charlotte. Which is completely different to all the other episodes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:27,
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I liked those episodes where Lovejoy moved to the wild west and opened a whorehouse.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:31,
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tsk.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:32,
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What?
Deadwood was ace!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:33,
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I never watched it.
Lovejoy never swore.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:33,
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Didn't he once tell Lady Whatsername to get her stinking cunt out of his face?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:39,
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Lady Jane was his original 'interest'
But most people agree that Charlotte was much fitter.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:40,
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best euphemism for anal evar!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:07,
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There's always one, isn't there?
Coming over here, lowering the tone.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:10,
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ASPHYXIWANK!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:11,
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I was looking for streaming sites for the new season of Game of Thrones
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:05,
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Have you tried demonoid?
i can give you an invite if you're not a member.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:06,
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http://www.free-tv-video-online.me
Never fails
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Bedford, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:19,
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WANKSHAFT!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:06,
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STUDENT GRANT!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:11,
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ELMERFUDD'S FUDD!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:12,
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Porky pig's pork
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:28,
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Just left work
And it's fucking raining.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:23,
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Blimey. It's half ten.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:24,
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I now have Bash pics Uploaded -gaz me if you want email copies as lost your email address!
Ditto b3th although she escaped!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:27,
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I didn't realise that was going to be the only picture you tried to take!
I just wanted to pull the 'no papparazzi' line.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:32,
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Ha I thought you were serious! Next time...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:39,
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Next time, indeed.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:40,
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Link for those of us that don't have the URL memorised?
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Kroney, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:43,
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I think the phrase 'gaz if you want copies' might be the key here!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:45,
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I took one of "kroney's giant cock"
It's a favourite!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:47,
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*Beadle hand lolz*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:49,
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This must have been one of those jokes
That I wasn't invited to
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Kroney, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:52,
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How did you become French? That's something I never worked out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:53,
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Apparently I look it
Which I thought was funny until I remembered that the common Frenchman has more than a little rodent about his face.
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Kroney, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:01,
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I can't say that was a look I noticed.
If you've have turned up wearing a stripy jumper, carrying some onions and then going on strike, then maybe.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:05,
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I have put some on fb but can't work out how to tag them!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:15,
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click on the photo and then click on "tag this photo"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:03,
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Good journey back?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:12,
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Fairly straightforward
Phone battery was v low so did my own navigation and managed it, albeit not quite as efficiently as I might have.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:32,
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I could have guided you to the M32, but you were gone!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:35,
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I got that part before my phone died, fortunately.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:07,
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Your jacket is a work of art.
Where did you get it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:08,
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I assume it's on the Flickr pool
But I can never be arsed to bookmark it
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Kroney, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:51,
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I think we agreed the photos weren't going 'public'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:52,
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Is that what they told you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:54,
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They're not, as far as I can see.
probably just as well; I'm not sure that the internet could withstand the sight of me throwing shapes on the dancefloor. Which rakky kindly reminded me of on Sunday afternoon.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:55,
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that triangle went miles
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:00,
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Did I miss a lot of fun stuff after I bailed?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:06,
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Only the glassing, the other fight and the hangovers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:07,
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Ah, man
I miss all the good stuff.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:08,
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We really needed Amberl to be there.
She'd have sorted out the bovva.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:09,
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She would, too.
Did we get thrown out of anywhere?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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Nah.
We were all far too well behaved.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:12,
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and hours and hours in a wetherspoons
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:09,
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there was a club with a bad DJ
dancing, a glassing, more dancing, herding cats, back to respective sleeping places. Mine turned out to be in the middle of The Nightingale Floor*
*This is a thing in a book which was a floor that creaked when anyone walked on it, thus alerting the paranoid clan-leader to assasins, only the one I was surrounded by was mostly walked on by dancing elephants. I had very little sleep
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:09,
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Oh god, I was doing goth hands as well!!!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:26,
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Go on then, I could do with a laugh.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:53,
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You escaped!
But I have a fab one of tourettes. Am trying to get my iPad to put them on fb!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:55,
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*pulls up chair*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:14,
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That's what you get for taking Saturday off.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:25,
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How did Terry Hall go from weedy freak in the 70s to the sex beast he obviously is today?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:29,
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Maybe he did too much too young.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:30,
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I think it's the other way round.
He's too stocky now init. Rake thin is sexy as fuck and will be me again soon.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:34,
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No, no, no.
These days he's lovely.
Too thin doesn't work if you put him next to a fat biffer.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:35,
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Hey chumps and chumpets!
I'm back. We got 25/40 in our pub quiz. We're still not great. How's everyone else, I can't be arsed to read the thread
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:53,
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Meh.
You didn't win, then?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:57,
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nope :(
there were two winners, got 39 and then had 3 tie breakers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:58,
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