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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yes, yes they do.
Still no luck then?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:07,
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14 years ago)
:'(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:08,
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I'll be your best friend if you find me a job.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:11,
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Do you wanna be my PA?
You could do it remotely
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:12,
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I'd make an awesome PA.
I already do it for the other half anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:13,
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Hence the heart problems
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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No, that was the payback for a lifetime of wild living
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:16,
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I was implying that potential sexay times with mr b3th caused his hospital visit due to over-excitement
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:18,
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I know.
Now I'm implying that you're a spastic. And a flid. And a massive bender.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:18,
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No implications are needed
I am the Naked Ape of the North
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:20,
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Mr Ape thanks you for your enquiry
and would like me to tell you that you are a Northern cunt, with his compliments.
If there's anything more we can do for you, please let me know.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:22,
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Please
Can you get him to titgaz me?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:24,
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HAHAHAH
you are excellent at this!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:26,
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I told you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:26,
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I know
I feel happy to be insulted by her!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:27,
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"I ain't gettin' on no plane sucker"
Oh, P.A.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:13,
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WHat's the wage, I'll be better than b3th.
edit: this post proves my typing skillz
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PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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I propose a nork off. Winner gets the job
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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You want to cut her tits off?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:19,
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More jiggle, TBH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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Cut out and keep.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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* passes lotion so you don't get the hose *
Jame Gumb lols.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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New from DeAgostini
TITS - A 2 part magazine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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1st issue is only £1.99
Second issue costs £137,648.99
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:47,
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brought to you by P.I.P.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:49,
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it's more of a work experience role to start with
but there is
definately a job at the end...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:18,
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blow or hand?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:18,
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head dobber
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:19,
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Ha ha ha, sounds legit!
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PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:19,
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I don't think she'd be remotely interested.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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I wouldn't be too sure.
I'm fucking desperate by now.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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It was a joke about working remotely. All my best lines are always wasted on PAs.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:35,
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