You're not making it any easier to be happy for you.
unless you spend some of that free money on buying shit for me.

And no, before anyone makes the tediously obvious joke, I do not mean that literally.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:57, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Alright b3th, I heard you got b4shbanged, details please

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Where did you hear that?
Is there slash fiction out there again?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)

ha'penny knee tremblers I believe the expression was
THAT@SJUSTWHATIHEARDONTHEB4SHLOLZORZGRAPEVINE
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)

man
i thought our gazzes were private
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)

It was an eyeopener to discover that b3th's an insatiable slut hungry for dribbling mancock
the smellier the bogs the sluttier she becomes
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)

I bet it did open your 'eye'
you filthy beast.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)

brown-eye-opener more like

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)

She's a shitbox specialist that way she's not 'cheating'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)

this has made me laugh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:15, Reply)

I made £60.05
mr b3th said "who gave you 5p?" and I said ...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)

well, if no-one else is going to fill in the punch line, I'll have to do it myself.


And I said "They all did!"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)

what is a g rape vine?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)

It's what chompy uses to call Dr.Dre when he's lined up a girl to "entertain him"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)

a stick

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Tsk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)

what?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr Dre.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)

I know.
I was deliberately misunderstanding you for comedic effect.

You bender.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)

where?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)

If she was playing the field and I wasn't on board because of my personal safety, then I'LL be the one doing the phsyical harm (in a fictional sinario).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)

You've no-one to blame but yourself.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)

You don't know me very well then, I'm great at placing my faults on other's blames.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)