He should get swipe on it.
Superlawyer to the rescue!

Come to think of it, she's always turfing people out on the streets. Shouldn't she have plenty of empty properties he could rent?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:59, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

yeah, loads
if he wants to live in a derelict factory, formerly occupied by a gang of "street artists", an empty victorian hospital, as recently forcibly vacated by some typical middle-class drop-outs, a small office block where the tenant couldn't pay its rent, a petrol station where the proprietor wants out because of heart problems, or a kebab shop that i am closing down for breach of repairs.

of course, he may not fancy any of these.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)

You never know.
It could come to that. He's supposed to start his new job in four days.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Take pitta on him and rent him the kebab shop.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)

shesh man.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)

You've donner pun, Gonz!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)

You can't win this one, my turkish is shit hot, you tavok (chicken) a leg to stand on.
I can get Bir (one) with one for a tenna ('of'; to request something).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Hold up now, does this old victorian hospital happen to be Princess Park Manor? 'cus that place is swank.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)

er
no. not even close. think old freaky bedlam-type place.

up north.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Any ghosts of prostertutes? 'cus I could totally dig that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Not really appealing :(

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:21, Reply)