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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My 'bit of a cold' is quickly turning into a full on bout of man-flu.
I may die.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:42, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
some of us manned the fuck up
got the hell over it and drank a shit load of cider and butcum
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I may never talk to you again.
On the other hand, stepson and granddaughter no.2 have both had colds in the last few weeks. Could have been them.

So, when do I get to take you shopping?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
you're still convinced this is a good idea?

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I'm a shopping expert.
What are you in the market for?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)
don't you trust me?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Human League lolz
Don't you trust me Cavy?
Don't you trust me oooh-oooh-oooh.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Yet again. LTI.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:51, Reply)
You tell 'im, batty.
You can also tell me why I've had nearly 130 views of my blog today, and nobody's following it yet. Does that mean it's shit?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)
it means no one's realised you can follow it
or they are waiting to see how it goes. I don't think anyone follows by coll3ctive posts and they are GOLD
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: /

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
it's more that I am a terrible
whiny shopper
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Don't worry
I'll get someone to back me up and we can bully you into submission.

And I'll let you spend a few hours in Waterstones.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
You'd be better off going shopping with me then
We probably wouldn't go near any shops mind.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
^ Cavy - you appear to have pulled.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
best offer in some time

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Lucky old Cavy
I'm quite a catch.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)
It's a match made in heaven.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
She can look after my wife and kids
While I browse a record shop then nip for a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
there's no middle ground on OT is there?
You either want sex with everyone or you'd prefer a quiet night in with hobbies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)

hobbies Darth
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
My hobby is sex with everyone

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)

everyone men
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Go to the offy then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)
I made a smoothie earlier
I briefly felt what people must mean when they say 'healthy'
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You made a smoothie.
Was it more of a James Bond sort of smooth, or more a Tangles sort of smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)
is there a difference?

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One is from coventry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Ugh.
That's nearly as bad as Stoke.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Oh come on
I'm at least Milk Tray man sort of smooth
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Tray
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)
All because the Cavy loves milk tray....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
in that you break into
women's houses at night to stalk them, but leave chocolate as an excuse?
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Doesn't matter.
Had chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
I once ditched someone on Valentine's Day
for being a wholesale nutcase. I still ate the chocolates he gave me.
(berk, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
I'm not sure why you wouldn't

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Fruit and nutcase!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:23, Reply)
She's had chocolate, I've had a wank in her underwear drawer - everyone is happy.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
That's quite an edit.

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