I made a flippant remark about cyclists once and managed to upset a psycho on the internet who has dogged my footsteps ever since. And I've had several heated discussions about whether or not Denis "meant to do it" against Newcastle. Of course he did!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:38, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*dogs*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:41, Reply)

*flashes headlights*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:42, Reply)

*scores for Forest*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)

*pushes Ulrika down stairs*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:50, Reply)

I fucking hate cyclists.
We should hunt him down and run the cunt over.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Not in my new old mans car. It's too pretty. Happy to throw sticks at the wheels though.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:45, Reply)

What have you bought?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Citroen C5 2006, it's aged me by twenty years.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Never buy French unless it's food or drink.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I know, I know but it's so cool and in really good nick. Plus it has loads of gadgets!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:50, Reply)

I had a Saxo that had to be scrapped after 55k miles.
I liked it but it was appallingly badly made. Lazy French.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:51, Reply)

k miles dead cyclists
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Not as cool as Quentins Ford Probe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Ford anal
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Have bought car.
Go vroom vroom.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)

It's OK. I have an old car.
Anyone that doesn't signal, runs a light or cuts across traffic goes straight over the bonnet.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)

You apply that rule to other cars though right?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)

No, just bicycles.
Everyone else pays to be on the roads.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Between us we can take them all down. I'll get a pressure washer and a large bundle of sticks. You fill up the tank, sharpen the door mirrors and fit those spikey wheel things (can't remember the name -bodecias?)
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)

We should use my car. Volvos weigh a tonne. Extra bone crushing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Little man, big car syndrome

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Yes. Also 'have a baby so have to take loads of stuff everywhere syndrome'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)

*reels in*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)