no, i am a moronic cunt
i will be circulating a new date. sorry, i forgot my friend is getting married on that day because... well, it's a WEDNESDAY!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:54, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

If your friend wanted you to come to the wedding
She wouldn't be holding it on a Wednesday.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:57, Reply)

she's up the duff
therefore getting cunted is not an option for her, so i think she thought stuff it, wednesday'll do!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Apparently it is a fraction of the cost to get married midweek
because hardly any fecker does it. I'm not honestly sure my friends love me enough to take two days off work just to see me prance about in a big dress. Maybe if it's a shotgun wedding they're saving the money for the sproglet, when it arrives...
(berk, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)

tbh she's american
and her family are over here for one week only, so i think that was the motivation
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Not getting cunted? She got cunted so hard that a person grew inside it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)

also she wouldn't have wiped her arse with the invite

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)

darling, what you did at your wedding was fine for you, ok?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I soooo wanted to kroney to come

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Kroney ALWAYS comes.

( Kroney, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:56, Reply)