All bananas are fucking rank.
See also strawberries. I hate my massive persecution complex, I also hate how shit this internet connection is at the moment.

Alt: Two weeks from now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:51, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Emooooooooo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:52, Reply)

1st world probems

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 May 2012, 20:56, Reply)

I used to be permanently closed off and loved my own company.
Now it's the other way round, Barry needs validation/constant text messages off people he likes or he thinks he's done something wrong.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Are you sure you are not a girl
and by girl I mean little bitch
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Could be, who knows.
I was thinking about getting a manicure earlier, my fingernails aren't a nice site at the moment. But then I got distracted and bought trainers and a cardigan.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:07, Reply)

holy
shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:08, Reply)

This didn't all happen by accident you know.
It takes time and effort to be this suave.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:10, Reply)

How's the match doing, Barry?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)

I had no idea we were even playing until five minutes ago.
1-0 up at Anfield will do for me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:02, Reply)

But I thought you LOVED football

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 May 2012, 21:11, Reply)

I just said that to make Stan Collymore like me :(

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:17, Reply)

But Stan LOVED IT with you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Will you be wearing a black armband tomorrow?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I tell you what I quite like this old game of football now.
First ever win at Anfield. Please let us finish above them, please.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:41, Reply)