Never borrow significant amounts of money or buy cars off friends.
Surefire way to end the friendship.

Never buy an "x" off a professional "x"er. Mechanics don't maintain their cars, IT guys don't maintain their computers. Nobody likes coming home from work and having to do more fucking work, only for free this time.
( Kroney, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:14, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Also, never 'go black', as once you have, apparently, you become unable to 'go back'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:15, Reply)

I'd make a joke, but I have no idea what it is you do.

( Kroney, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I heard that you're not a "man" until you'd had some "tan".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)

very much so
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-17934780
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:21, Reply)

+go

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Speaking as a true equal opportunist
I can verify this. My testicles dropped all over again.
( Kroney, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:22, Reply)

variety is the spice of life, old boy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:23, Reply)

I heard it's pretty crappi....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)

I heard its up to you...

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)

I heard you need more than a finger, to go with a ....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)

And trust me, you don't want to fucking touch any of my stem cells.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)

*trusts you*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Mate, if I had some of your stem cells, I'd be fucking like a horse who has a 1st honors degree in something I've not heard off.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:50, Reply)

you could shove them up your cock end and shit out a hockey stick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I bet badger once forgot his hockey stick at home, wasn't a problem for anyone except the opposing team.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:58, Reply)

AND he plays in goal.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:58, Reply)

which would be funny for skating hockey as the goalie sticks are bigger.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:58, Reply)

A nice dollop of asperges here Gonz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 13:02, Reply)

In normal hockey they're occasionally double-bended.
I'm saying nothing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 May 2012, 13:03, Reply)

I also recommend not 'shitting on your own doorstep'.
I mean, that's just revolting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Never poke the payroll
Always ends badly.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Not always. That's how I met my wife.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Was she poking the payroll too?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:29, Reply)

They high fived during and the rest is history

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:35, Reply)

she was the payroll

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Pegging ftw.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:38, Reply)