You've missed this place being fat ballbag free for a while. it was nice.
Sadly this state of affairs no longer pertains, so you've missed the good times.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 8:53, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I read in the Metro today
about some lolwaki students who went around the world in a taxi, costing them £80k. I thought of you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:58, Reply)

you're really stretching for it Boyce.
Don't get me wrong, I like the whole Victorian explorer/Philias Fogg meme, in fact I'm considering buying a pith helmet to look more like Professor elemental but you need to put more work in.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I'm not even joking.
I'll try to find the article.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:01, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nGrYEFG6Ho
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I repudiate that worthless show.
dumbed down idiocy for people who fine Phileas too confusing a name. You must have loved it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)

I prefer the name Phileas.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:07, Reply)

CQ on his way to work, carrying his lunch.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:12, Reply)

I have a better top hat and tasche than that man and my tail-coat fits better
Also a gentleman does not eat crisps.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 9:18, Reply)

*ahem* Me too.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I did, i also loved Dogtanian
and that video of you mum being buggered by a horse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Who came back and spoiled it CQ?
Tell me who it was and I'll get really cross.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:59, Reply)

ThatLOLwaki Japster Baldmonkey/personality horse
but he seems to have fucked off again, so that's good.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Lacist.
He's from Pompey.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I don't give a shit where he's from as long as he fucks off back there.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I thought you communists were more tolerant than this?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:12, Reply)

To The Re-education Camps with you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 9:16, Reply)

See, you're just being intolerant here.
PH is one of the finest posters known to humanity.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:03, Reply)

No, no he's not.
And the whole 'let's pretend he's a comedy genius' gag is shit too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 9:08, Reply)

You're shit, too, Foggsy.
The chap's quite clearly excellent value.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Yes, I am shit and not particularly funny.
But what I have that he doesn't is that I know it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 9:16, Reply)

that I know it bad AIDS
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I'd prefer that to being him.
Even Rory was funnier than him and Rory was a tedious little tit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 9:19, Reply)

I didn't know he's from Japan

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:03, Reply)

He had a dose of the vapours

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:04, Reply)

You know 'the internet', right?
You know those green things on the ends of tree branches, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I really think so

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)

see above

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:07, Reply)