i love rory
he posts like a trooper and gazzes like an angel.

can you even get 5XL? christ.

alt: insert standard wording about deleting accounts and killing oneself

alt alt: i have to write a letter to a tenant now to complain about the common parts being left filled with discarded cider cans and pools of urine. NICE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:49, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

rory has been grooming you by gaz?
and so, the cycle continues
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)

CQ's doesn't

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

no, i groom him, silky-pelted irish beast that he is

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

is he irish?
I feel that in death i am just beginning to get to know him
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)

i think so
i might have made it up though. it's his gift of the blarney.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)

damnit
now i am just reading everything in an irish accent.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)

get me this for christmas
www.imdb.com/title/tt0375662/
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)

That looks "fucking shit"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)

which is exactly what a cockerel does with a cloaca

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)

5XL you say?
*cockgazzes*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Hello misses
I just fell asleep in a meeting, so I left to skulk back on here
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)

haha
wish i could do that. monday's meeting will be EPIC. am dreading it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)

I fell asleep in a meeting once. True story.
The MD was less than amused, the miserable old cunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)

narcoleptics of the world uni-zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:08, Reply)

It probably didn't help that I was right at the front.
But it was a PP presentation, and the room was dark, and it was REALLY boring.

I got so much earache for it afterwards though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 May 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Dont you work for yourself?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:14, Reply)

It's a full time job keeping Mr B3th alive and "unsoiled"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Cheeky cunt.
This was back in 'the day', before I moved to England.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)

God you must have come from somewhere shit to want to move to Weston?
Fallujah amybe?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:22, Reply)