what
the
fuck
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:45, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It's alright
We're friends again now.
( Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)

I expect your diary would be filled with stories about Q giving you the power to make women find you attractive

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)

He's a pan-dimensional being with near-infinite power
not a WIZARD
( Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)

well gee thanks, i does my best

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Oh come on, you of all people must know what a rape fantasy is.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Of course I do, the clue is in the name.
However any fantasy about someone shouldn't be thrust upon them without their consent.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Unless it's a rape fantasy?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Even rape fantasies Stunned.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I don't understand how he thought
berk was supposed to rape him.

From the sounds of it, she didn't even like him that much.
( Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I have said this about someone before
but it works equally as well in this case: I'd rather have cauterised my foof with a red hot rusty poker. He stalked me for a bit in a hilariously emo fashion as well. It was so pathetic it wasn't even scary.
(berk, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:53, Reply)

didn't you try and do that
foof cauterising thing once?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)

No. I burnt my hand on the cooker.

(berk, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)

no, you've misremembered, there
it was your foof. definitely. I read it on here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)

He would have made a shit rapist then.
You've got to be scary and everything.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Yes
I was rather horrified and extremely angry.
(berk, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:52, Reply)

You do seem to attract the more mental types of men.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)

In hindsight, there has been more than a fair share and percentage
of 'what the fuck was I thinking?'
(berk, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Chin up, we're not all cunts.
I am obviously, but I know some blokes who are alright.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Angry enough to rape him?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)

He should be so lucky
and I rather think in his head it would have been the other way round.
(berk, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I know, berk.
You can't rape a dick anyway.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)

It's almost as though she didn't spot
the use of intentional misinterpretation for the sake of humour.
( Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Well, I raped you that time...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)