I'm currently listening to my flatmate being fucked. At least I assume she's getting fucked, judging from the noises she could well be fisting a seal.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:42, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Nice.
Did you ask if you could join in?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 12 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I didn't. I can also hear adele, I'm not sure if they think this is covering up their noise or not.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Sat 12 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Stand outside her door and shout "I can heeeeeeeaaaaaar you!"

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 12 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Or just start humming 'fuck her gently'
around the flat to see if she responds to passive aggressive taunting.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:05, Reply)

that is genuinely tempting, though thankfully its stopped now.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:10, Reply)

that was quick.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 12 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)

dont worry, it was only a temporary pause
she's moaning like a porn star in heat again.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Sat 12 May 2012, 12:39, Reply)