It's 9pm
Film4 or ITV4?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:55, 73 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Bedtime I'm afraid.
Busy busy busy tomorrow.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Bidness is going well then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)

08.30 Settle, 12.00 Castleford
That's a straight drive right across my territory from top end to bottom.

Yes - business is taking off very well thanks.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Glad to hear it.
How much work is there to do on the boat when you get it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:13, Reply)

All I need to do is drop the engine in
I already have the engine - a Gardner 4LW - but I need to mate it to a marine driveshaft.

The big job is the metalwork and woodwork which is the responsibility of the other two.

We're talking 5 years at least.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:19, Reply)

That'll be great project.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Engine and some sort of straight drive is the first job so we can move her about.
Then I can sit back.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)

evening Jeff
How's tricks?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:09, Reply)

I'm watching Police Academy and looking for Job Boards.
How is London treating you mate?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Not too shabbily so far
I am pondering purchasing at some point in the future, I need to pick some brains at some point as to where, though. This place is okay but not long-term. I have been pleasantly surprised by how nice a place I could get if my rent were a mortgage payment.

Also I need to stop eating take-out and start cooking again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)

It'll take you a few weeks to get in to a routine.
Glad to hear it's going well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)

no

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:17, Reply)

You've changed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:17, Reply)

i haven't
i had a shower, but I just put my painting clothes back on afterwards
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:20, Reply)

How is the decorating coming along?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I've not done any of that for a few weeks. The art room is basically finished
bathroom is probably next, but that needs a plumber because I want a bath in it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Are you without a bath at the moment?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)

yup
but I reckon there's space. I just need to give some dude some money and then there will be a bath. I think.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Then you won't smell!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)

yay!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Woo!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I'm debating whether to wait up until 4am to watch the last ever Desperate Housewives.
I don't think I'll last.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Depends.
What's playing?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 13 May 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Trading Places or Police Academy

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Police Academy
not that I'm watching either of them..
(berk, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)

How are you feel now, did the toast help?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I'm feeling about 60% of normal now, I reckon
just as well really - if I'd called in sick tomorrow there'd only have been one person in the lab and it'd all have gone horribly wrong.
(berk, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)

A good nights sleep might help.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Here's hoping.

(berk, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)

And maybe a bacon sandwich tomorrow morning.
On white bread, with some HP Sauce.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)

The contents of my fridge inform me that I shall be having yoghurt for breakfast, I'm afraid.

(berk, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Well I hope it's bacon and HP sauce flavoured yoghurt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Do you really want me to be sick again?

(berk, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Of course not.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:10, Reply)

You make me sick Jeff.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Al!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Jeff!
I'm going to bed now, but you take care, you hear me? Take care of yourself Jeff, I don't want to hear that your were walking by yourself and got hit by a car and died screaming in agony, okay? I don't want to hear that and I also don't want to hear that you accidentally spilt some bacon grease on your sweater and were on your way to work when Fat Bobby/Andrew ate your torso thinking it was his dinner. So, you take care Jeff, you take real good care.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:17, Reply)

Thanks Al.
That means a lot.

*sobs*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I've never seen Police Academy.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)

It's shit Baz.
But it'll do until MOTD comes on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)

MOTD can get to fuck.
I watched the City highlights on ESPN Goals on my phone, nowt else about today's football is interesting. I didn't even watch any of it, man was too busy out and about init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)

How did the night with your Doris go?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Amazing thanks, Jeff.
We were supposed to go to my mate's DJ thing later in the evening and we didn't, I got dog's abuse from that lot. We just stayed out with her mates - who I'd never met before. I think I was nice enough that they approve of me. I mean I hope I don't turn into one of them knobs who starts seeing someone and then never goes out with his mates, but, to be honest, I don't think I'd mind that; I'm happy just staring at her. Well besotted.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:10, Reply)

That's tops.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:17, Reply)

I don't think I've ever seen it all the way through, either

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Neither have I.

(berk, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Trading Places
All the way. Every time.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 13 May 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Now does be bedtime.
XX
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)

nighty nighty

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Sleep tight.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)

yourmum4

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)

K!!!!!!
How are things in Spazzyland?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)

spazzy obvs

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Has everyone fucked off to bed?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 13 May 2012, 22:03, Reply)

not
quite
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Me neither.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Good, good.
Entertain me then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 13 May 2012, 22:11, Reply)

I'm not Robbie Williams.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Are you Gary Barlow?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 13 May 2012, 22:21, Reply)

I'm none of them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:22, Reply)

tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired
and the house smells of fustic (a kind of tree bark).

Haven't done marking, though.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)

You've not marked your tree?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:07, Reply)

i'm marking up the wrong tree

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Wayhay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Our kitchen stinks of metal.
And we can't work out why. It's my most hated smell in the world, I'm refusing to go in there.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:11, Reply)

which kind of metal
is it the kind that smells of beer, vomit and man sweat?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:13, Reply)

And virginity

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 13 May 2012, 22:13, Reply)

I reckon it's blood.
That has quite a metallic tang to it.
Is one of your house mates a psychotic killer?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 13 May 2012, 22:13, Reply)

to tired to make the pun, but
*something about the periodic table*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Hurr hurr.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 13 May 2012, 22:16, Reply)

that'll do
off to bed. NIght night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I'm back home.
I don't think mum's got it in her to be a killer.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:35, Reply)

I think Joey Barton does
football lols
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 13 May 2012, 22:42, Reply)