And you're a guy on the internet. Presumably, you're fat, sweaty and furiously jerking off to the fact that a girl on the internet is even dignifying your shitty comments with a response.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:02, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I don't see how this disproves my original point.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:03, Reply)

My point is just because I'm a girl on the internet, does not make me fat.
Now fuck off.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:04, Reply)

but it does make you very upset for no real reason.
poor OT, so fragile.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)

oh WAIT!
it's because you are a fatty. soz luv, didn't mean to make you all :(((((((((
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)

What did I ever do to you, that you felt that you had to act like a cunt towards me?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I wasn't, it was a light hearted jape about comic cons you took far too seriously and got all upset
because you thought I was calling you fat. I wasn't. Perhaps you should have a cuppa and calm the fuck down.

while you're at it, you might want to look up 'banter'
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Oh man, You're right. It's all me. All my fault.
None of it is you getting off on the fact you're upsetting someone.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:11, Reply)

I don't care either way. You can be as upset as you like.
pity though, seems a bit pointless to me.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Just reading this whole conversation is enough to get me wanking.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I'm getting some funny looks from the next office though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)

I'm not surprised.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Yeah, wanking over fat birds always looks a bit strange.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)