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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I would have done the same.
Mind you, I just say 'no, sorry' to stag dos as a matter of course, these days.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:37, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
does your other half not like you parading around with other men and leering over scantily clad women, then?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)
HAHA, no, it's funny because you forgot that he's an alcoholic
and now he has to mention his addiction to explain himself to you.

No offence Scarpe, you know i've got your back.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Yes, this^
And obviously no offence taken.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)
there's no such thing as being addicted to alcohol
theres just poofs and not-poofs
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Damn straight, niggah.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)
HAHA, that IS funny.
Cos I didn't even know he was an alcoholic and now I know one of his deepest darkest ... well maybe not secrets. But still. I know now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Just make sure that you use this information to bully him.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Someone needs to, now Rory is no longer of this parish.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I'd offer to step up to the role,
but let's face it, I'm only sporadically posting these days. I mostly only lurk now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a pretty poor first effort at bullying scarpe
You didn't make any references to his drinking or his resemblance to Peter Chapman. Rory will be turning in his grave.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)
I don't know who Peter Chapman is.
And Rory's not exactly someone I aspire to be.
So I am O-K with failing the first "bullying" attempt.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:51, Reply)
shut up you fat prick


/rory
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Only when you ask nicely.
You festering cluster-zit.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:55, Reply)
you are scarpe's mum, you raised an alcoholic

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Do I look like I have some sort of "time-machine" where I can go back in time, pop out a baby scarpe, then go forward in time and still be younger than him?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)
yeah, your right next to that time zone line innit
so you can travel through time dead easy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Oh, how your mind works. If only it worked like that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)
evs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)

But she's a girl.

I'm being bullied by a girl. That's like being bullied by...well...Rory, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)
your mum is a fat prick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Thank god someone else thinks so too.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:57, Reply)
i've got a stain my my trousers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)
It's not mayonnaise, and I'm not touching them.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)
no i think it might be sauce from my spaghetti hoops

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Giving up booze is a great way to lose weight, you know...

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)
...and gain memory

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
this is also accurate.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)
but do you remember this for certain?
or are you just nodding and smiling?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)
STOP BULLYING POOR SCARPE!!!
Hasn't he already been through enough?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:51, Reply)
NEVARRRRRRR!

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)

To paraphrase Frank Skinner, of all people,

I definitely remember. I can always remember what I did the previous night now. Nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:51, Reply)
That'd be great advice if I actually drank.
At the moment I'm losing weight by not having enough money to buy food. It's working well so far.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

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